Dennis

A handsome man with the most hardworking attitude and highest will-power known to ever have been had. Usually, someone named Dennis will be mountain man-esque, having a beard and large muscles to hold up to his rugged lifestyle. Dennis has a few close friends but can be friends with anyone he meets. He can also be enemies with anyone who rubs him the wrong way. All in all, a Dennis is the jack of all trades.

“My friend Dennis could work circles around you he is so rugged”

by Chickenhead56934 April 21, 2022

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Worst lead to work with. Will pass his work onto u, and lecture u for no reason

“Lilith get to work and do my front end job, I Dennis don’t want to do it bc I’m so lazy”

by fadedrose May 19, 2022

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Dennis is the most charming dreamboat you will ever meet. A walking talking RnB song. He is the man of your dreams you didn't even know you need to you'll met on a fateful summer evening at a milkshake stand.

You: Have you seen...
Them: Dennis didn't wanna interrupt your beauty sleep and already got you breakfast and wrote you a poem...
You: what about...
Them: ...rolled you a J too..
You: *pulsating warmth*

by mysteryminx June 12, 2022

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typically a vietnamese femboy that you should instantly run away from

oh dennis? you should run away him.

by anonymous July 2, 2022

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Dennis had a enormous cock. Its so big that no ladies stay alive while fucking Dennis. He is also really fucking hot.

Dennis has a average cock around 50cm.

Dennis is a person

by Hugeman313 July 20, 2022

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Sexiest human you can ever meet, when you meet a Dennis you immediately think of his giant penis. You can imagine riding him all night, and when he gets his eyes on you, he will stare you down until you see his sexiness.

Guy 1: “Did you see that giant erection in science”
Guy 2: “oh yeah, that’s definitely a Dennis.”

by anonymous August 25, 2022

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