Gaffer Dazzle

Gaffer: a boss or team leader
Dazzle: to impress and misdirect

To mystify and impress one’s superiors to believe you are performing important and difficult work, only to be slacking off and enjoying some relaxation at the office.

Coworker: “wow, the boss was really impressed with the financial reports that were auto generating on your computer when he walked past”

You: “Na, it’s just the screen saver I put on while I’m sitting on the shitter wasting company time. I can do a quality gaffer dazzle”

by Hackpwn April 9, 2022

razzle dazzle

to either give a hand job with your feet or to “toe” someone

he was trying to give me to ole razzle dazzle at the party discreetly

by shawdy4206969 November 16, 2022

champagne dazzle

To champagne dazzle is to run quickly away from something.

Mate: did you see that fed car ?
Me: ye g I was champagne dazzling
Mate: that’s a champagne dazzle ting

by Charlie holloway February 20, 2019

shmable dazzle

the thing that hides under your bed at night

The oggie boogie man is scared of the shmable dazzle under his bed

by woop woop potatoes are awesome October 9, 2023

skittle doodle dazzle

A funnier way to say "skeedaddle"

Hey, I have to go to this birthday party. I'll skittle doodle dazzle now.

by Didi213 August 19, 2022

Ram Dazzle

(Verb)

A sexual act carried out in which the partners are in missionary position. The person on top thrusts feverishly while staring into their Lovers Eyes and at the moment of mutual climax they headbutt the bottom in the bridge of the nose causing them to see stars.

Oh baby, let me take a second and just stare into those beautiful eyes.
*Rapid Jackhammering*
-I..I..I...I'M CUMMING

-"ME TOO!"

*HEADBUTT

"WHAT THE FUCK MARK?!"

HAHAHA! RAM DAZZLE!

by LoFiNerdyGuy September 20, 2018

Razzle Dazzle

when you impress someone

my strat was to hide in a corner and kill someone, then move to the other side of the room so when they came for revenge I got em with ol' razzle dazzle a second time

by Queueuntillyoudie January 19, 2018