Gaffer: a boss or team leader
Dazzle: to impress and misdirect
To mystify and impress one’s superiors to believe you are performing important and difficult work, only to be slacking off and enjoying some relaxation at the office.
Dazzle: to impress and misdirect
To mystify and impress one’s superiors to believe you are performing important and difficult work, only to be slacking off and enjoying some relaxation at the office.
Coworker: “wow, the boss was really impressed with the financial reports that were auto generating on your computer when he walked past”
You: “Na, it’s just the screen saver I put on while I’m sitting on the shitter wasting company time. I can do a quality gaffer dazzle”
You: “Na, it’s just the screen saver I put on while I’m sitting on the shitter wasting company time. I can do a quality gaffer dazzle”
by Hackpwn April 9, 2022
Get the Gaffer Dazzlemug. by shawdy4206969 November 16, 2022
Get the razzle dazzlemug. Mate: did you see that fed car ?
Me: ye g I was champagne dazzling
Mate: that’s a champagne dazzle ting
Me: ye g I was champagne dazzling
Mate: that’s a champagne dazzle ting
by Charlie holloway February 20, 2019
Get the champagne dazzlemug. by woop woop potatoes are awesome October 9, 2023
Get the shmable dazzlemug. by Didi213 August 19, 2022
Get the skittle doodle dazzlemug. (Verb)
A sexual act carried out in which the partners are in missionary position. The person on top thrusts feverishly while staring into their Lovers Eyes and at the moment of mutual climax they headbutt the bottom in the bridge of the nose causing them to see stars.
A sexual act carried out in which the partners are in missionary position. The person on top thrusts feverishly while staring into their Lovers Eyes and at the moment of mutual climax they headbutt the bottom in the bridge of the nose causing them to see stars.
Oh baby, let me take a second and just stare into those beautiful eyes.
*Rapid Jackhammering*
-I..I..I...I'M CUMMING
-"ME TOO!"
*HEADBUTT
"WHAT THE FUCK MARK?!"
HAHAHA! RAM DAZZLE!
*Rapid Jackhammering*
-I..I..I...I'M CUMMING
-"ME TOO!"
*HEADBUTT
"WHAT THE FUCK MARK?!"
HAHAHA! RAM DAZZLE!
by LoFiNerdyGuy September 20, 2018
Get the Ram Dazzlemug. my strat was to hide in a corner and kill someone, then move to the other side of the room so when they came for revenge I got em with ol' razzle dazzle a second time
by Queueuntillyoudie January 19, 2018
Get the Razzle Dazzlemug.