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Eloquent but highly accurate phrase to describe California heat that is not normal, unnerving, stanky and mother@$!#ing hot!
"It was 111 degrees in the Bay Area today - I'm sure it's hotter than Dante's butthole!"
by AWebster April 19, 2018
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A gay book where the entire point is that these two fine Mexican lads struggle with identity and the whole point is that they're gay.
guy 1: have you finished reading chapters 5-6 of part one of Aristotle And Dante Discover The Secrets of the Universe?
by AxolAtlas February 11, 2021
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Featuring Dante From The Devil May Cry series(tm)

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Dante's Revenge

The story of how the Capitol insurrectionists' legal teams realized that their best defense was to push Trump under the bus for inciting the insurrectionists to storm the Capitol.
Normal person 1. Hey, did you see how the treasonous insurrectionists are now rightfully blaming Trump for inciting them to be idiots?
Normal person 2. I sure did. It took four years, but we finally have Dante's Revenge.
Normal person 1. It is a fitting and karmic fate for the scum in chief that "...rejected spiritual values by yielding to bestial appetites or violence, or by perverting their human intellect to fraud or malice against their fellowmen."
by The Original Tankboy January 22, 2021
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The Dant

small wene, way too into politics, and has bad tatste in clothes
watch out for the dant, wouldn't wanna get roped into a twenty minute display of various knife tricks
by buruh October 14, 2022
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Dante

My boyfriend.

Usuallyi always get the urge to run my fingers through his hair when he’s stressed, kiss him all over his perfect skin, hold him in my arms as he falls asleep to my heart palpitations getting faster with each thought of realizing that I’m holding my dream boy in my arms, spoiling him rotten, and showing him affection in the best ways I can.
“Oh, Dante? He’s my lovely boyfriend.”
by Jaslyn_is_batman March 10, 2024
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