university of north dakota

University of North Dakota, formally known as UND, and also known for the Fighting Sioux Hockey team, and the flight school. Has sub-par education with a good label on it. Most students could possibly be corn-fed and inbred minnekotans (minnesota/northdaka residents) who drink heavily during all seasons especially during the relentless winter. Girls are known to be very easy due to their former lifestyles on the farm performing beastiality with the animals. The remaining 15% of students are asian aviation students who enjoy anime and talking jibberish, while avoiding showers and keeping their toxic smell. Fraternities are a big part of student life, a big cover up of luring drunk girls to the bedroom, this activity is especially encouraged throughout the student body, along with sharing of STD's between groups of friends via choice females. Studying is almost not known at UND, due to functioning alcoholism among students of all ages, also due to daily parties and hockey games. There is a large known rivalry between UND and the farming community of incest formally known as North dakota state University in Fargo.

University of North Dakota has such sick parties the professors like hearing about them and remembering their glory days.

did you hear about that girl date raped at university of north dakota?

by sioux soldier March 8, 2012

dirty dakota

Sexual : Finger popping someones asshole and then giving it a swirly lick like a lollipop.

How many licks does it take to Dirty Dakota

by Chef Morehead January 20, 2017

Dakota Pascarella

The act of having multiple boyfriends at a time, keeping each one for a short amount of time.

"I thought she was with Tim, but I watched her kiss Joe Friday?"
"She broke up with Tim a Sunday, now she's with Joe and Sam."
"Wow, she's totally being a Dakota Pascarella towards them. I wonder if they know."

by Cacalove May 5, 2014

south dakota

South Dakota isn't what everyone thinks it is. I mean, sure, we have our rednecks and our crazy people.. but thats not what makes our state. How many of you big city people could wave to a complete stranger and not get the middle finger waved at you? In South Dakota the people are friendly and welcoming. Everyone thinks that all we have is Mt. Rushmore.. but thats not it. We have some of the best hunting in the country, not to mention some of the prettiest scenery! And no, we don't still live in teepees.. we have technology just like everyone else. So when you're ready to appreciate the beautiful things in life.. come to South Dakota.

Jane: "Lets go to South Dakota for our next vacation!"
Richard: "Whats in South Dakota?"
Jane: "Hunting, fishing, Mt. Rushmore, The Badlands, Storybook Land, the prettiest scenery and so much more! Theres lots to do in South Dakota!"

by morganc333 September 8, 2008

North Dakota Hot Air Balloon

When a male farts into his lover's mouth while pinching her nose shut right after she exhaled.

Carol, make me a sandwich before I give you a north dakota hot air balloon.

by tehaudistarr February 21, 2008

dakota king

is a cool motherfucker that has a 9 inch dick and is a badass moterfucker. he can get any girl he wants and is incredably sexy. he is an all around beast.

that kid is a dakota king, he is so hot.

by theboss545454545 November 21, 2011

Dakota

Dakota is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. He's got amazing blonde hair and a gorgeous smile to match it. He's extremely smart and will be rich some day and he sometimes crushes on girls younger than him. If you've ever seen him sing, dance, or perform, you would fall for him. Along with this, he is also good at sports! He loves his family. If you meet a Dakota he's a keeper.

Can I get a Dakota?

by Dateher101 April 23, 2017