The sudden and extreme need to defecate brought on by the nicotine in a strong cigar. This is an instantaneous and unavoidable date with the porcelain throne.
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A drink served to new prison inmates as a form of hazing cosisting of: Urine, feces, blood, and semen which is aged for a minimum of 2 months.
"Hey Tyrone, did you see the fish in cell 23? We should serve him that cuban cocktail under your bunk"
by Mike The Barcs December 3, 2007
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Definition #2: A generic term to identify a grotesque disease.
Definition #2: A generic term to identify a grotesque disease.
Example Definition #1:
Person #1: Hey, did you hear about Jigaboo Jones having sex with Susie Rottencrotch?
Person #2: Yeah, I heard that nigga got cucamongous.
Example Definition #2:
Person #1: Hey bro, I got something on my lip. Can you see what it is?
Person #2: That shit look like cucamongous, bruh! Get yo ass away from me!
Person #1: Hey, did you hear about Jigaboo Jones having sex with Susie Rottencrotch?
Person #2: Yeah, I heard that nigga got cucamongous.
Example Definition #2:
Person #1: Hey bro, I got something on my lip. Can you see what it is?
Person #2: That shit look like cucamongous, bruh! Get yo ass away from me!
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is a girl usually 10-25 years old who relys on her daddy to buy her what ever she wants. she has a huge quince and a even bigger wedding. she speaks preppy spanglish and wears onlyabercrombie and hollister. just like a j.a.p} but hispanic and better
is a girl usually 10-25 years old who relys on her daddy to buy her what ever she wants. she has a huge quince and a even bigger wedding. she speaks preppy spanglish and wears onlyabercrombie and hollister. just like a j.a.p} but hispanic and better
by c.a.p and proud September 20, 2006
Get the cuban american princess mug.Rancho Cucamonga is a very new, suburban and beautiful city, with a bad reputation only because it happens to be in the infamous 909. It is nestled at the foothills of the San Bernardino Mountains about an hour Southeast of LA. Many people that live here are white, have lots of money, and have children that spend it all. You can't get any home here for under $800,000. It's a great place to raise a family, seeing as everything worth visiting in Southern California is within about an hour or two and there are plenty of schools, parks (a new central park that should be in Beverly Hills), every single store you can think of and plenty of restaurants. The doctor for the WWF lives here, and Snoop Dogg lives about 10 minutes away.
There is a huge mall that just got built in Rancho located on the East Side (Etiwanda) that everyone calls the VG. If you have a nice car, (ie. Porsche, Ferarri etc.) you will probably drive it through this mall to show it off. Going to the mall is pretty much all the high school students have to do, other than partying, drinking, working on their cars, going to In-n-Out, Starbucks or shopping. Rancho is also full of Bro's with lifted trucks, Emo kids, plenty of really made up high school girls with Dior sunglasses and fake LV's, (especially ones that go to the three high school crammed within 5 miles of each other), Punkers, White trash that drive Hummers and Abercrombie and Hollister kids. If you don't drive a Mercedes or a BMW, know what Harvard on the Hill is, know what you do at the top of Haven, have gotten a ticket for jay-walking or have partied at the Haven Estates, you don't belong in Rancho. Sorry.
There is a huge mall that just got built in Rancho located on the East Side (Etiwanda) that everyone calls the VG. If you have a nice car, (ie. Porsche, Ferarri etc.) you will probably drive it through this mall to show it off. Going to the mall is pretty much all the high school students have to do, other than partying, drinking, working on their cars, going to In-n-Out, Starbucks or shopping. Rancho is also full of Bro's with lifted trucks, Emo kids, plenty of really made up high school girls with Dior sunglasses and fake LV's, (especially ones that go to the three high school crammed within 5 miles of each other), Punkers, White trash that drive Hummers and Abercrombie and Hollister kids. If you don't drive a Mercedes or a BMW, know what Harvard on the Hill is, know what you do at the top of Haven, have gotten a ticket for jay-walking or have partied at the Haven Estates, you don't belong in Rancho. Sorry.
1: Where are you from?
2: Rancho Cucamonga
1: Isn't that the city from Next Friday and Bring it on?
2: Yes, and it is a real place!
2: Rancho Cucamonga
1: Isn't that the city from Next Friday and Bring it on?
2: Yes, and it is a real place!
by anonymous12345 December 28, 2005
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