alaskin crock pot

When you shove as many ice cubes as you can into your partners asshole, then you let the ice simmer for 30 minutes

Oh babe, give me the alaskin crock pot tonight!

by Crazymatman June 8, 2016

Kentucky Crock Pot

After an anal gang bang, when an anus is full of several loads of semen, the owner of said anus inserts a variety of ingredients such as vegetables, meat, etc. and then clenches the anus shut to trap all of the sperm loads and food. This causes the food and semen to "cook" inside of the rectum.

Dude #1 "All of this anal sex is making me hungry"

Dude #2 "Let's make a Kentucky Crock Pot!"

Dude "1 "Oh yeah! My favorite part is the savory brown dumplings!"

by missanthropee January 14, 2011

crock of stinking horse shit

A child of a douchebag and a whore

J: What is wrong with him? His jizz is like a fountain!
X: And hitting the tree?
J: Yeah.
X: What a crock of stinking horse shit!

by shane dawson is awesome August 1, 2010

cooking dope in the crock pot

making chili

rain dip drop top cooking dope in the crock pot

by Meyers my October 31, 2017

Big Nigga Crock Pot Dick

A nigga with his dick inside a Crock pot

He stupid af. He a big nigga Crock Pot dick

by Dat One Nibba February 5, 2019

The Bon Crock

A fruity booty.

Bro you are literally “The Bon Crock”

by Bon Soc February 7, 2022

Two Missionaries in a Crock-Pot

First recorded reference in "Mike and Molly" at season 1 episode 21 at -00:08:54 as a punchline.

Currently used to describe two (2)persons coital with two (2) others in the same room and everybody hopes it gets wierd.

So, half the people were on top, did ya'll end up like two missionaries in a crock-pot?

by Dctrsqr May 18, 2023