Crispin

A guy who is chill as hell and gets so many sexy alt-girls. He is swarming with them

Evan: Holy shit did you see that guy with all the goth bitches?
Harlan: Yeah dawg, that cracka was a Crispin

by Harbear February 26, 2024

Crispin

Crispin is the one you avoid in the pub, always out on his own, opinionated about everything, if he tries to encroach on your group, its best to not make eye contact (half Crispin) or just totally turn your back on him (full Crispin)

Wow!! Steve just did a full Crispin on him, bold move as he is now facing in the opposite direction of the rest of the group !!

by Crep Lord October 23, 2025

flab cripping

Making fun of someone when they have a verbal typo

"You missed Jeff do a classic flab crip the other day..."
"I had a real bad case of flab cripping earlier...

by madcat22 December 13, 2016

Tortilla chippin

Step 1 roll shit out into a thin sheet, cut into 8 triangles and repeat.
Step 2 bake in oven until crisped
Step 3 mix day 1 menstrual blood with 3 tablespoons of dick cheese before inserting back into the vagina.

Serving suggestions

Dip shit chips directly into vagina for best flavor

Otherwise slide chips into foreskin of her sexual partner immediately after coitus and enjoy!

After a long night of tortilla chippin i was left with a sore dick and sheets that smelled like a music festival porta potty.

by Gigglesnshit May 25, 2023

thirst crappin

When your in search of a toilet that cups you just right so you can go #2 (poop)

Damn them sugar-free chocolates sure had me thirst crappin !

by JennYewen November 8, 2023

rida x crispin

Probably the cutest couple you could think of. "Wow rida and crispin are goals"

Wow rida x crispin are goals

by Apersonyoudontknow111 January 7, 2019