Lemon Cream

When you ejaculate and piss at the same time and the thickness of your semen mixes with the yellow colour of your urine to make a sticky yellow liquid.

Man, I've been making so much lemon cream lately, I should really use the bathroom before I decide to masturbate.

by Krusnoas January 12, 2015

Cream rice

The act of getting a creampie with chunks in it.

Tim gave me a cream rice, I looked nasty.

by Sweatervest9000 June 15, 2013

Cream ass

A person who gets everything he/she wants without need to work for it.

You're such a cream ass!

by dontcallmealiar October 16, 2017

Choaklit Cream

In Scotland it is slang developed by Ligan (Crotchless panty company) founder Caz Milligan to describe an Anal Cream Pie.

Barrymore left him Choaklit Creamed by the pool

by Caz Mulligan April 2, 2021

Cream Tea

1. n, v. Of Devonshire Origin

A slang term named after the classically English refreshment, a Cream Tea is the practice of ejaculating over someone's face immediately after (or while simultaneously) tea-bagging them.

2. n. Chiefly British
A refreshment, consisting of scones, jam, and clotted cream served with tea, usually served in the afternoon.

1. That girl was insane last night, she even let me give her a Cream Tea.

2. God, I can't believe I let that guy teabag me and I ended up getting Cream Tea'd.

by jack&harry April 17, 2011

giggle cream

1. Canned whipped cream with nitrous oxide as a propellant.

Origins: Coined on the advertisements in the radio stations in the PS2/PC video game, "Grand Theft Auto: Vice City"

Giggle cream! Because dessert SHOULD be funny.

by siv0r April 4, 2004

Dad's Cream

1. A refreshing beverage to partake in when talking about the good time, the bad times, and the Lord.

2. Your father's baby batter.

"Gerald cracked open a can of Dad's Cream, leaned back, cast out his line, and reeled it in.

by honkers101 March 2, 2018