aw shit cooties

The excuse you use when a girl (usually named something like Sarah) tries to give you head but you don't want Had because she bites

"Dude I had a close call last night and if I werent for me calling aw shit cooties Tiffany would have bit my dick off"

by Chantheman224 November 26, 2016

Crack Cooties

When someone gives you their crack-head energy.

Oh shit, Katie gave me the crack cooties.

by 7deadand3incriticalcondition November 10, 2019

cooties

WWI slang for body lice.

Cyborg got cooties over this past weekend and they made him itch bad!

by IDONTMIND April 21, 2019

Cootie

A very deadly disease spread by people touching the opposite lover. Usually can be treated with a cootie shot.

Eww Kaleigh has cooties from hugging her boyfriend!!

by Hamilton the third April 28, 2019

Cooty

Cooty is a thing/person that you find attractive/cute

Person 1 "Man she thicc."
Person 2 "Nah she a cooty."

by Big boy with bigger toys June 12, 2019

Cooties

Made up disease guys get from girls and vice versa.

Ew Johnny has cooties!?!?!

by okay big boy September 18, 2019

cooty muncher

a pereson who kiss to many people

you kiss to manny girls what a cooty muncher

by boyboy65 September 26, 2019