committee

The unwilling, appointed by the unfit, to do the unnecessary.

Committees suck hard.

by TommyD September 5, 2005

Committed Atheist

A committed atheist is an atheist who firmly believes that God's existence is impossible, and does not exist. This is also known as positive atheism, which is the explicit rejection of the belief in god and religions.

Committed atheists are most likely to be Anarchists, Marxists (dialectical materialism), Nihilists, and Anti-Theists.

He was a lifelong committed atheist, and constantly criticized religion.

by Kelmeer23 January 27, 2023

Night Commuters

The situation in Uganda, where Joseph Kony (who has been likened to Adolf Hitler) and his army, the LRA (Lord's Resistance Army) abduct children as young as eight years old from their beds at night. The children are forced to become child soldiers, and are then killed, mutilated, and forced to commit horrific acts of violence. The abductions/abductors have been called "Night Commuters".

A group called the Invisible Children has been created to help stop the horrific acts. See www.invisiblechildren.com to find out more, and see what you can do to help.

The horrifying acts of the Night Commuters make people want to give help to the Invisible Children.

by taylormonster March 20, 2009

Committee Mentality

The collective stupidity that results when a committee forms.

The President of the National Academy of Sciences asked, "What right has the federal government to propose that the American people conduct a vast nutritional experiment with themselves as subjects, on the strength of so very little evidence that it will do them any good?"

However, Committee Mentality was already in motion, and a popular culture icon known as the Food Guide Pyramid came to be.

by Downstrike June 16, 2004

double-cross commitee

In 1939, Germany sent many sabateurs to British shores, all of whom were well prepared for, and captured in hours. They were then presented with a simple choice; execution, or counter-espionage.


It didn't take long for them to choose counter-espionage. They were sent to the aptly named double-cross commitee, who used them to gain information on the whereabouts of troops, while giving them useless information that Germany would recieve some days too late.

This commitee was never discovered or sspected by the Nazi espionage units, and many double-agents were receiving medals for thier work right up until the end of the war, when it was discovered by the surrendered German forces that thier celebrated agents had been working for Churchill, not Adolf Hitler

The double-cross commitee was the most successful espionage and counter-espionage operation of the 20th century.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

pretty committee

a group of really cool people. who are nice to everyone who is nice to them. if they dont like you, your screwed. they are mad cool wherever you live. fuck with them, theyll fuck you harder

today i bonded with becky, of the pretty committee and she is much cooler then social outkast peyton.

the pretty committee are the people all the girls are jealous of.

by Z Her September 29, 2006

Committed Relapist

Someone who is always in a serious and committed relationship even though the relationships don't last and move way too quickliy. Who the relapist is in a relaptionship with changes frequently and singleness lasts only hours.

Dude, be single for a while, you're such a committed relapist

by BarnibusStinson September 30, 2011