Colton Day

A Colton Day, or to have a Colton Day, is to masturbate profusely for the entire day. Usually ending in genital inhalation or extreme pleasure.

Trent, why didn't you come to school today? Sorry, I was just having a good Colton Day.

by ColeRoy May 1, 2013

Colton

Dick....

Your a fucking dick Colton

by Iknoweverything July 31, 2017

Colton Stephens

The nicest and funniest and coolest person around friends and family. Can destroy anyone named Dillon and doesn't hate anyone. The name Colton and Stephens are related to this name. It is essentially the two put together into a final name.

He's such a Colton Stephens

Jack, Colton Stephens doesn't hate you

Martin, Talk to Colton Stephens If your life is down, he'll make it way better.

by taste_my_lightning January 22, 2011

kyle colton

A Kyle Colton is usually a sexy beast. He is loved by everyone, and also envied by his humor and good looks. He is a great baseball player as well.

Omg, did you see that guy? Almost as sexy as Kyle Colton!

by GenuineLister November 3, 2015

Colton Stadnyk

A toxic kid who hates himself and all other people. He is attracted to chickens and birds. He has gotten rejected several times by a turkey named Martha.

Look at that weirdo, oh wait, that's just Colton Stadnyk

by 12StepKid May 23, 2019

Colton Fuck'd It

a phrase used when something is broken or out of order.

The desk is broken, i bet colton fuck'd it.

by lmao26 December 16, 2010

Colton Schulli

Colton Schulli is a term for gay

That guy is a Colton Schulli, you wont be able to sleep with him Margret

by chained rat February 18, 2022