Collusy

to cockblock a fellow bro; verb

Bob- "did you get it in with Agnus last night"

Fred- "no, her ugly friend was doing a Collusy last night at the party"

by msnewbootayyy November 11, 2010

Colludle

usually obscene : to engage in fellatio using one's teeth while at the same time pulling very hard on the man's testicles and inserting one's pinky fingers into the rectum —sometimes used interjectionally with an object (as a personal or reflexive pronoun) to express anger, contempt, or disgust

Ashley colludled Jason and drew blood.

or

You stupid colludle.

by smithicleas March 29, 2010

phallus callus

1. n. That rough skin on your member resulting from over-masturbation.

2. n. A cheesewadded fucktard

You're such a phallus callus...

by Your bitch-ass mom May 13, 2005

collision course

Quoteth I, "Jay-Z/Linkin Park...
I daresay Watson, is not it reminiscent of a nigga-cracka circus show?"

Wow, this shit is so retarded... no wonder only losers listen to this trash.

by Downhill Denial March 8, 2005

Verbal Collision

When you're twisted and inevitably are going to mess up any sort of conversation you have from then on in. Speak to people? I wouldn't, because you're going to disgrace yourself.

Anything cringeworthy and/or inappropriate said during a conversation whilst high/drunk/etc. Warning from a well-wishing friend: 'Beware the verbal collision - it might just happen...'

by tk1s big love April 12, 2011

collision course

Exactly what the title is trying to say to the target audience. A collision course that just happened to be one that most people had hoped never would have come. Possibly the worst blend of rock and rap since only one is truly accomplished well which is ironic because the more credible artist of the two that "blended" is Jay-Z.

MTV's Ultimate F*ck Ups first CD.

by Jenter-Senten January 18, 2005

rear collision whiplash

While getting a woman from behind with a pony tail, pulling the ponytail and thus her head back until ejaculation then abruptly letting go sending her head forward into a wall or headboard.

"dude, I have to go visit brittany in the hospital, I was nailin' her last night and I gave her a rear collision whiplash into the heard board, broke her nose, and gave her a concussion!!"

by Shawn Barth October 15, 2008