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San Clemente Sand Blaster

It’s when you’re receiving a blowjob from a girl, and right when you’re about to nut, you squeeze your dick, allowing the jizz the build up pressure... Then you pull out, release your grip and blast on her face... much like a sand blaster from San Clemente
Brittany who is from Ohio was giving Derek head, when he was about to cum, he squeezed his Weiner, pulled out, and sand blaster her face- all the while yelling “welcome to San Clemente Sand Blaster, Bitch” !
by Uncle Teeler April 13, 2019
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San Clemente

by l0dx April 5, 2021
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dirty Clemens

A man who gets sexually arroused by drinking beer. Sometimes drinking multiple cans of beer can lead to him getting an orgasm.
I don't drink that much, but my friend is such a dirty Clemens, you can always see him cracking open a cold one.
by Dr. HandsomeWeed April 6, 2022
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Cleem

A non-specific sexual organ or erogenous zone, with no physical location.
Bert: Are you looking forward to the final season of Game of Thrones?
Ernie: Yes, my cleem is both moist and erect.

Each time Camilla tickled Elmo, his innocent excited laughter produced a strange tingling sensation deep in her cleem.
by Fluffyudders February 14, 2019
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clement

Beautiful french guy. Usually, they come from Paris...

By the way, it means as well smart and clever.
What a Clement guy!!
by Clementusrugby August 8, 2006
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Steveland Cleamer

n. The inverse act of the acclaimed Cleveland Steamer.

The sexual act by which the pooper defecates while down on their hands and knees and the poopee approaches from behind, rolling their chest on the pooper's buttox in order to spread the feces on themselves. The result is mashed poop.
Dick had White Castle last night. Jane wants to get down and dirty. Dick gives Jane a Steveland Cleamer. Jane is filthy.
by ukilledthecat April 12, 2007
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Brown Clementine

When a women's vaginal entrance has become over used and dried up. The vagina begins to hang outside, turn a brownish colour and dry up, looking like an old shrivelled up clementine.
"Holy shit, look at the brown clementine on that bitch"

"That cunt is used and abused. It looks like a fucking brown clementine"

"Jesus, those meat curtains look like a brown clementine"
by brownclementine May 3, 2013
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