chicken change

A relatively small amount of money.

"Mega Millions is at $165M, you gonna play?"
"Nah, that's chicken change, PowerBall is $800M"

by megakewl April 19, 2016

Ain't No Thang But A Chicken Wang

An alternative to saying "you're welcome" or "no problem."

"Hey man, thanks for helping me bury that body"
"Ain't no thang but a chicken wang"

by Mrminibagel December 31, 2014

Fag Checker

The sad, miscreant, soy-boy army of ostensible, self-appointed "fact checkers" that are part of Mark Fuckerberg's FagBook.

Mark Fuckerberg's Fag Checkers have tried to silence me online again. Fuck those faggots!

by Chuckles Fred December 4, 2020

Chicken On The Bone

Another way to tell someone they're being boneheaded, stupid, or even wack

Also a well known quote quote from the web series The Flawless 4, Normally said by Britney and Amy (which happen to be characters of the show)

Christi, you're being stupid. Chicken on the bone, actually.

I heard Lorenzo is just being a Chicken On The Bone... boneheaded even.

by Amy whack July 30, 2018

chicken my rooster

To give a hand job because when translated into french, it is "Poule mon Cock".

Why don't you chicken my rooster?

by Michael McDougall December 6, 2007

Chicken Watty

Chunked and formed, breaded and flash fried, this delicious cafeteria-style chicken sandwich is baked especially for you. Sandwiched between two ordinary buns and slathered with mayonnaise, your Wednesday has never been so good.

Dan: Hey guys I brought sack lunch today.
Bill (to group): this nukka's trippin' -- he doesn't know it's Chicken Watty Wednesday!

by 26foghat July 22, 2009

chicken counter

someone who counts their chickens before they hatch.

a person who gets over excited about a possibility way before the outcome has been determined.

"They were up so much at halftime he was being a huge ass chicken counter. And they fucking lost. It was awesome."

Bob: oh my god after this game im gonna put all my money on LSU i cant wait..
Steve: yea maybe
*2 hours later*
Bob: I fucking hate the Jets.
Steve: chicken counter.

by the j-dot November 18, 2011