chav

chavs are retards who think that they're rebels,
lets stand on a street corner and drink white lightening while shouting abuse at some old lady through a stolen traffic cone

ere right dick'ed, i'm a proper 'ard chav me. I wunt mess or i'll get my boiz on you. 2k10 init, BUZZZZZIIIN MATE.

by yourmumscat July 31, 2010

chav

I am going to keep this simple...

Chav = Scum

Look at that Chav over there, such scum

by goslington January 28, 2008

chav

let's face it... it's a damn sight better to be emo

''hey mate, you coming chav hunting?''
''yeah, let me grab the bike and the air rifle''

by loving 'dovery July 22, 2007

chav

there are many definitions of "chav" the first I will always say is that "they" are always from council estates becoz they need to protect themselves from other wankers, drug dealers etc. The males are known as chavs the females are chavettes. Both types are short, either very slender or grossly fat all adorned with disgusting Pikie gold earrings(about 50) gold necklaces etc basicly any real or fake gold shite.
Maybe they originated from peckham? :-(
They are constantly swearing and being general tossers, smoking and dossing living off the state with their 10 yr old pregnant birds :-() maybe chav comes from the word "chaved" e.g they always nick stuff from the shitty council estates who sell it to others who then get it chaved and so the cycle continues. All have 0-1 point of IQ and no education, their parents either pimps, whores, junkies or all three are either never there or have buggered off years ago(gd idea!) they are the peasant underclass full of shit and most are alcoholics some are drug users others jst are chain smokers. They beat innocents up for no reason :-() dickbrains as for the women :
pull their shoddily dyed hair back in that ultra-tight bun known as a ‘council-house facelift’, wear skirts too short for their mottled blue thighs, and expose too much of their distressingly flabby midriffs”. The scottish call them NEDS-non educated dilinquents.
They wear fucking laughable burberry and other shitty baseball caps at amazing angles!! and then they were their off the back of a lorry designer hoodies hood over the top of them.They look soooo stylish lol.
in a nutshell wankstains :-) kill all chavs

3 in 5 young boys are chavs(scary)

by Spanna August 28, 2004

chav

An english wigger. This species of wigger has gotten quite out of hand, as it is not in it's natural environment. In native wigger countries they are kept down by ridicule and the threat of getting the crap kicked out of them.

Look at that chav in the track suit.

by Johnny Reagan August 31, 2005

chav

Council Houses And Violence

Basically:
-caucasian (white)
-troublemakers
-cheap sports gear
-burberry caps
-hoop earrings
-too much "bling"
-pregnant
-waste of space
-greasy gel hair
-always chewing gum
-McDonalds cling-ons
-low I-Q

this could go on forever...
why do they exist?

Shopkeeper: How can i help?
Kayleigh: What the fuck you chink? why you lookin a' me like dat fo? I aint a chav..U wna smack? gimme a packet a' fags..and a vodka

Dad: Your a waste of space!
Ashleigh: What..so i'm 14 wid 5 kids without their dads, no where to live, got AIDS from 57 people ..so what?

by lilcuteflower October 4, 2007

chav

One of the lowest social stereotypes, chavs are normally seen outside a local shop, such as budgens or the co-op. You can generally tell if they are chavs by making someone who is stereotyped as emo past them and seeing if they shout stupid and hardly worthwhile comments at them. Commonly found in the nightmares of old ladies, chavs are generally anti social and aggressive, unless by themselves, then they turn into stuttering idiots.

Chav 1- "oi shithead, go slit your wrists with a rusty razor blade"
Chav 2- "oi mate, i got so fuckin pissed last night and you never guess who i shagged"
Chav 1-"who?"
Chav 2-"ya mum!!"

by CharlotteX August 2, 2007