Catastrophuck

A disaster that is worse than a catastrophe. Super bad.

That birthday party was a total catastrophuck.

by Thelevs October 6, 2016

catextrophe

A catastrophe of a texting conversation.

man I got caught up in a real catextrophe tonight...

by TuxMan2012 April 1, 2017

cat- astrophe

the thought process after seeing an excess amount of felines

Dwight- I just walked into the barn and i about had a cat- astrophe.

by Bweeks March 30, 2009

catastrophy

When a relationship that should have got going, is hindered by a bizarre situation.

The predominant character hopefully plucks up the guts to ask the other one out to sort out problems and start again.

Also when a cyber relationship develops as a result of all the above.

Katy and Ken's relationship became a catastrophy as it was momentarily fucked up by confusion - took a while, but catastrophy healed and things got going good...

by The Mamma with the Quan December 10, 2007

catastrophuck

When a hell hole hits a catalysm. The ultimate stage of a disaster. Coined in the early 21st century, on 3rd October, 2006.
Mostly use when a play on words in intented especially in terms of political inadequacies.

By invading Iraq, the USA got itself into a catastrophuck.

by awjq November 10, 2008

catastrophobia

a fear of catastrophe

Craig was paralyzed by his severe catastrophobia.

by GOPT November 26, 2009

The Collar Catastrophic Cum Carnival

The disturbed pervert's equivalent to Russian Roulette, or a more extreme alternative to the game known as Limp Bizkit. A large party event, usually occurring on a Friday, in which five men and five women gather together in an abandoned warehouse. The five men jack off and fill up water balloons with cum. The man who cums last is forced to sit with an 8" dildo up his ass while the five women all shit and piss on him. If he throws up during this time everyone gets to pummel him with the cum balloons.

Person #1: Hey! You wanna celebrate The Collar Catastrophic Cum Carnival tonight?

Person #2: Fuck yeah!

by Zombie_2008 November 1, 2008