organ carpenter

One who makes wooden penis'

That guy is an organ carpenter. He widdles fake dicks out of wood

by uncle meatster December 5, 2013

tara carpenter

a badass who can literally take my children <33

"tara is overrated, blah blah blah." - a dumb human figure
"tara carpenter is a cool human being" - a fucking awesome person.

by 5cy7h3 August 27, 2023

William Carpenter

Singer songwriter from Louisville, Kentucky in the United States. Beginning his musical interests at a very young age, he was often in lots of musicals; some include Winnie the Pooh, Rumplestiltzskin, Annie, and some other local English during his time living abroad (in Canterburry, Kent, U.K.)

Hear some tracks by William Carpenter at www.myspace.com/willcarpenterrock

William Carpenter

by txtboy91 August 6, 2008

mr carpenter

best chili maker, creator of the catapult in nj, world famous pantie model, inventor of the nuclear bomb, and the greatest teacher of all time.

Mr carpenter won’t stop slaying, hes making everyone jealous.

Don’t cry, everyone is madly in love with mr Carpenter.

by oakpokesyourmom October 20, 2023

Carpenter's delight

This is a "high school" term for a girl or woman who is flat as a board and easy to nail.

"Look at her. She's a reg'lar carpenter's delight."
"wuzzat?"
"Flat as a board an' easy to nail!"
"Huh huh huh!"

by Rex ex Machina April 11, 2023

nick carpenter

incest redneck hickelberry

nick carpenter gave his cousin a rim job last right omg

by emosarah May 16, 2018

The Carpenter Effect

When a person or persons find themselves inexplicably drawn either a trilby, glasses a scarf or all of the above. This person will then want to molest everything that moves. A known symptom of the Carpenter effect also includes blaring classical music from hidden speakers around your body, some may also find themselves compelled to provide a 'tuneful' accompaniment. They will look a bit silly.

"Did you see Taylor Momsen the other day?"
"Yeah she was suffering from 'The Carpenter Effect'!"

by DuckmanThesecond August 18, 2013