The Caputo

A gravity defying hair style, acceptable for wear by only the most confident, cocky, narsasistic of NCOs. The upward, right "swoop" can only be defined as perfection.

Barber: What can I do for you?
Customer: I would like "the Caputo."

by Dcap October 8, 2014

oye mi canto

Spanish for...Heres My Song

Oye Mi Canto the song by N.O.R.E n others

by BigMak October 22, 2004

luis david cabuto

a negro that likes to play red dead redemption

he's so luis david cabuto!

by cacacacacacaccacaccaccacacaca July 22, 2010

canton

not to be confused with that dump of a city, canton is also a common irish word used in ireland by the irish. a direct translation would be 'rapist' or in irish terms 'sheep shagger'. there are believed to be cantons in the south east of ireland, but this is only thought to be an urban legend to scare children.

''canton is such a fag!''

''i once saw canton in a field doing unsanitary things to the animals''

by idid June 21, 2006

king canute

A turd so big it turns back the tide when you flush the toilet.

I'd give it ten minutes if I were you, I've just dropped a King Canute in the bog.

by Fahrenheit666 October 28, 2009

cantohlohpe boy

AKA: garcon melon-leau
he's friends with bush baby and bean dip.lil one and cheney also make some mad fun of this kid.he's a sophmore at san marin hs and has hella jacked up teeth.the reason he got named "cantohlohpe boy" was because of this hideous orange plaid shirt he always wears.and the fact that lil one cant spell "CANTALOUPE."and he's fucking short.and he thinks lil one can surf.
i think he might have this secret crush on cheney....hmmmm....

Oh god, Cantohlohpe Boy has on that freaking ugly ass plaid shirt again.

by the lil one February 4, 2004

cautopia

A perfect "world" scenario, much like the utopia, which is misassumed as perfect, but actually just another world possibility. Again, utopia = dystopia or perfection or anything in between, a cautopia, IF I'm spelling it right, is a perfect world, like anarchy without the an or the archy, just, heaven!

my cautopian dreams are truly less than that perfect impossibilty, alas, alas, but hey we gots cable, bubba, put another bullet in my gurgling stpid mouth, ah the bubbling red of total hate and loss, hell bound we are. So Impossible? Or just Ultimate Truth (Dis)Embodied ?

by Joel Sailor December 28, 2006