by iseemtobeaverb August 01, 2007
by redblade77 July 05, 2008
Getting a girl to deepthroat you after anal intercourse. The more shit on your dick there is, the more Mexican it becomes.
He told his girlfriend he cleaned himself up after putting it in her pooper. Little did she know she was signing up for a Mexican root canal.
by Rule_34 February 04, 2009
When an exceptionally dry and rough piece of poop gets lodged sideways in your rectum, constipating you for several days. This can be made exceptionally worse with the buildup of the runs / Taco Bell liquid shit attempting to vacate your butthole and causing a massive backpressure.
The only acceptable solution is to manually dig to dislodge the sideways piece with your fingers, or have a small team of your family and friends help with the excavation process.
The only acceptable solution is to manually dig to dislodge the sideways piece with your fingers, or have a small team of your family and friends help with the excavation process.
I ate so much fast food last weekend at 3 am that I've got a Suez Canal Crisis on my hands. Nearly popped a blood vessel pushing on it. I'm going to have to go digging to clear the obstruction. Where's my poop knife?
by thewalex March 31, 2021
1) A disgusting sexual maneuver involving 2 or more very gay men. The maneuver begins by enlarging the anus of one of the gay men (gape). This can be accomplished with a very lare penis or an inanimate object, such as a baseball bat. Once the gape has been achieved, the gaping anus is elongated by inserting two hands and pulling in opposite directions. This elongation of the gaped anus creates the "canal" which is essential for the next part of the maneuver, the drop.
See also: Canal Drop, Upside Down Canal Drop
See also: Canal Drop, Upside Down Canal Drop
by Ballzbaldwins November 30, 2011
A panama root canal is when you jizz in a girls mouth and she uses your dick as a toothbrush and the jizz as tooth paste.
by Synister Owl January 18, 2017
by Will love you long time February 13, 2011