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Beating Peter

to masturbate. other terms are bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.
Dale was caught beating peter on the toilet by his mother.
by vander-dale May 17, 2009
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beat the rat

Slang for having sex in Uganda... or at least in Wakaliwood as far as i know. As it is used by VJ Emmie (the Video Joker) in both Wakaliwood's "Who Killed Captain Alex?" and "Bad Black" in some moments.
Wait... they beat the rat?! i think i'm gonna vomit!" *vomits*
by Prima Roxas March 15, 2021
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beat the buns

I'm going home to my woman and beat the buns.
by Mazta Wong March 22, 2009
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beat dem guts

The act of total annihilation of a womans vagina during intercourse.
"Damn baby you lookin reeeeal gud! I'd beat dem guts all day ,naw i'm sayin shorty?
by GUERO the beast July 11, 2010
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beat meeting

The act of masturbation. The term is borrowed from beat cops, who get together with the other cops on their beat for "beat meetings."
Dude, I had like 27 beat meetings today. My weiner is sore.
by albodertfregmodyne August 2, 2010
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Beat the skins

Yo dude, ima gonna beat the skins in my band on stage tonight
by rubberjetski June 3, 2011
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beatitude

The feeling of supreme blessedness, usually associated with a creative movement. (Eg: finishing a great work of art, writing, or music)
Based on the teachings of Jesus on the "Sermon on the Mount" in Matthew 5.3-12. If you've ever read anything from the Beat Generation then you can get it.
That tortured, downtrodden soul sings for all things known or unknown, a heart torn open set to face the torrential, humbling pulse of cosmic beatitude.
by Jjazz December 17, 2013
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