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gorilla burst

When a guy is getting a hand job, under something to hang on to, grabs hold of it, performing a pull-up until their penis is at the girl's face height, turning that hand job, into some nice dome. After he gets that one poke in her mouth, he blows his load all over her, concluding the gorilla burst.
Jonny: My relationship with my girlfriend is going well, but we have been at the handjob stage for almost 3 weeks now. How do I take our sex life to the next level without forcing her?
Joe: Just gorilla burst all over her, show her whose boss.
Jonny: Great idea joe!
by Dbro555 February 21, 2012
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Burst

To kick the testicles of an Asian male, thereby rupturing them
When Xiao Ming started boasting about his straight As, Mike got pissed and decided to burst him
by Frederick Yeo November 18, 2023
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10 hour burst

*eugh*
HEHEHEHHEHAHAHHANHSHHDHHHDHHZHHHFKFMS
*10 hours starts playing*
🗣: i'm going to steal your 10 hour burst
👨: Oh shit
by PersonPlayin May 14, 2024
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Bursted

To laugh so hard you spit or to laugh hard as fuck.
"I saw that dudes comment and I fuckin bursted"
by JustFacts121 February 11, 2021
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burst-san

"Hey look at my burst-san"

"Hell yeah, dude!"
by Richard Melvin April 23, 2018
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the white burst

When you take viagra and you nut more than you ever have in your life
by Soggy hamburger September 3, 2016
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burst dump

verb

1. to post an annoyingly large number of pictures to a social media platform, most commonly being Instagram; usually followed by losing a massive number of followers due to the flood of posts from the same account.

noun

2. a flood of posts to a social media platform from a single account, often inciting anger and irritation followed by hitting the "unfollow" button; rightly so.
Verb

Guy 1: Yo, you got Insta?

Guy 2: Yah, but I only use it to burst dump like once a year.

Guy 1: Oh, weird... *quietly unfollows Guy 1*

Noun

Girl 1: Ugh, did you see Chad's Insta? You should totally unfollow him.

Girl 2: Uh, why?

Girl 1: Because he only burst dumps and never replies to me.

Girl 2: Ew, really? What a loser.
by The Dude Abides, Man May 10, 2018
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