bungling

Shoppers use the term "bungling," which means to shop at the popular store Bungle's Store.

Looks like my mom went Bungling! The fridge is packed!
*talking to a friend* We should go bungling next week. I haven't been in so long.

by anonymous July 23, 2024

for glunks and bungles

an adverbial phrase;
a retarded way of saying "for shits and giggles"

Person 1: yeah so i decided to hit up this cute chick from the bar for glunks and bungles and apparently we hit it off well. we're going on a date to White Castle tomorrow.
Person 2: what the fuck? glunks and bungles? are you retarded or drunk?

by twentyfivefish January 26, 2025

Mr. Bungle 2

The sequel to a band now with Ian Scott and Dave Lombardo of Anthrax and Slayer respectively.

Mr. Bungle 2 is fine, I guess.

Mom: I hate you.
Me: Shut up, Dave Lombardo just joined Mr. Bungle 2!
Mom: Oh shit you're right.

by alecwind June 25, 2021

Bulgarian Bungle Bridger

The Bulgarian Bungle Bridger, also known as the Harut Hickelis the sexual act of using anal beads as a whip, and whipping your partner to death whilst masturbating. Then, the performer of said act ejaculates into the eyes of said victim. After which, the performer decapitates the victim, and cuts open the victims stomach, placing the victims severed head inside the stomach.

He was arrested for committing multiple acts of the Bulgarian Bungle Bridger on Men

by Allofthemaretobekilled January 4, 2025

Bungles Finger

Bungles Finger is a divine being above most humans understanding. But, once you realise the extreme power she wields you will fully embrace her meaning, her integrity, her pzazz. You will also be cured of aids.

"All hail Bungles Finger, the one true God!" chanted Charlie and Will,

by shoethousond June 4, 2022

Dutch Bungle

The “Dutch Bungle” is a tenacious act one performs whilst participating in cunnilingus. The “Dutch Bungle” takes place as the bottom participant is face down ass up and the rear standing participant takes a damp stroopwafel and lays it betwixt the ass cheeks right above the rectum. The rear standing participant then ejaculates on the pastry, then using his penis, he stuffs it in the other individual creating a sort of cheese danish.

Yeah we wanted to get freaky so I gave that bitch a Dutch Bungle.

by AnneFranksPuss January 3, 2025

Weeping of the Bungles

A sound that can be heard following any major loss by the Cincinnati Bengals. Thought to be caused by the constructive interference of over 2 million fans whining in unison. Sometimes the sound is said to to sound like actual crying. Other times, the sound seems to produce distinct phrases. Some of the most common phrases are “the Steelers are dirty”, “the refs cheated us”, and “this one may hurt more than____” (where, due to the team’s historic lack of tangible success, Bengals fans will recant one of many squandered opportunities ).

Indianapolis resident 1: Hey, do you hear that.
Indianapolis resident 2: It seems to be coming from the south, must be the weeping of the bungles again

by Casual939562 January 29, 2023