bullshit

Fairphone's reasoning for not including a headphone jack on their phones.

Fairphone, please STOP spewing bullshit and just have a headphone jack on your phones!

by antiquing September 28, 2023

bullshit

this term my friends is THE GLUE that bonds america together. george carlin calls it the american okaydoke. some examples are......god is watching you, the good guys win, justice is blind, the press is free, your standard of living will never decline, land of the free, home of the brave, the american dream, all men are created equal, your vote counts, business is honest, THE POLICE ARE ON YOUR SIDE, and everything will be just fine. our official national bullshit story folks.

Bullshit - america simple enough right!!

by otoolio72987 June 17, 2010

bullshit

google touareg208. An average dumbass who wants to impress people because his own life sucks.

OMG I bought a Touareg with my own money!!
"Bullshit"

OMG I did it so I could boost my ego and e-penis

OMG theres a V6 in my Camry!! I'm super fast LOL!!
"Bullshit."

OMG I did it because you would make fun of me for having an even slower, still boring car lol

by Bob Patel December 25, 2007

bullshit

1) LIESSSSSSSSSSS!!!
2) LIESSSSSSSSSSS!!!
3) LIESSSSSSSSSSS!!!
4) When a bull takes a dump.
5) who the hell doesn't know what bullshit is?

Boyfriend: My dick is 2 feet long.
Girlfriend: BULLSHIT!!!!

by BukakePokeMyBalls June 3, 2011

Bullshit

dieing in COD for no damn reason.

Exploding outta no where is bullshit.

by fuckCODoncp June 1, 2017

bullshit

1.) Bull's shit.
2.) When someone has been telling lies.

1.) There is a lot of Bullshit on the field today.
2.) What a load of Bullshit!

by psycho bitch March 31, 2004

Bullshits

The diarrhea you get from drinking too many Red Bulls

After killing that four-pack, I spent the afternoon on the can with the bullshits.

by Rascar October 9, 2011