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budget vaping

The act of twisting a water bottle, popping the top off, and inhaling the little bit of vapor that comes out.
I couldn't afford a vape pen so I resorted to budget vaping 24 water bottles.
by cat caravan September 24, 2016
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Banana Budget

A Banana Budget is the end-of-year scramble to spend leftover funds, typically by a business owner, manager, or department head, just so the money doesn’t “go bad.” If the budget isn’t used, next year’s allocation might get reduced, so people start buying unnecessary stuff just to peel through the remaining cash.

Coined by Moden Agency, a creative advertising agency in Indianapolis, to describe the classic “use-it-or-lose-it” spending spree at the end of a fiscal year.
"Why did Marketing just order 14 bean bag chairs and a neon sign that says ‘Synergy Happens’?”
“End of year Banana Budget, bro. Use it or lose it."
by Dack Fayden October 27, 2025
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Budget Ibising

To holiday as cheaply as possible using the Budget Ibis hotel chain
Those 2 tightarse girls are budget Ibising again!!
by CaptainJames1 June 12, 2016
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Budget Nudes

"Budget Nudes" are photos that are sent in response to the common phrase "send nudes" that have little to no effort put into it. The lighting is horrible, the angle is boring, and the person clearly isn't into it.
"He TOTALLY half assed those nudes I asked for" said Wilson to Joe.

"Kief sent a full body pic that just said 'I haven't shaved my nads yet, look'. Totally Budget Nudes."
by Ehhhmazing January 20, 2017
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Monk/Nun Budget

The kind of budgets people will come up for you when they want you to move to an expensive town. The name comes from the fact that the people are only factoring in basic expenses such as rent, utilities, and maybe a car payment. This assumes that you live like a monk or nun, because they seem to figure that you never go out and eat very little or not at all.
I was duped into moving to that fancy resort town by being shown a budget that made it look like I could afford to live there. This was a true monk/nun budget because as soon as my car broke down I was out of luck.
by New English July 6, 2010
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Beer Budget

Beer Budget is typically the most important part of your budget, unless you live in a Libtard state where you are forced to pay $15 for a pack of smokes, in which case your Smoke Budget is more important. For some reason, Democrat leaders believe that Cigarettes are bad for you, but from my personal experience, its quite the opposite.

Without your beer budget, there would be no positives left in life. Life is about 2 things. Beer and Pussy. Sorry I mean Beer and Work. Without beer you can't work, without work, you can't afford your beer budget. Its really like an abusive relationship where your Woman doesn't let you fuck her for some unapparent reason. At least with the Work-Beer relationship, you get both, with a Sexless Marriage, you put in the effort, but you don't get to put your dick in her.
Billy- "My Beer Budget is out, FUCK!"
Cody- "What you gonna do, you need beer!"
Billy- "Im gonna head on down to that name bodega and rob their asses."
Cody- "As long as you get that 30 rack, thats all that matters!"
Billy- "Damn Straight!"
by EricSparks November 6, 2025
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Budget Cuts

When you just don’t have as much cheddar as you used to.
Q: Sorry James, but some bureaucratic nonsense has forced MI6 to experience a severe drop in funding. In light of these budget cuts, I must regret to inform you that Q Branch can no longer afford to maintain your Aston Martin and other such gadgets. But worry not, I have something for you that in the right hands is both versatile and deadly. This, James, is called a rubber band. Bond: I think I’ll just mount Moneypenny instead.
by vfuzz March 8, 2019
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