bronalysis

The discussion that all bros have in the morning where they recap the happenings of the night before. Generally, every bro is very hungover and the apartment/house is covered in red cups.

This morning, Mike said, "Hey guys, what happened last night?" The bros proceeded to do a bronalysis of who slept with who and who was the drunkest person of the night.

by Rawdogger July 18, 2010

theo bronwasser

One badass son of a bitch. He gets all the ladies he wants with just a look. Theo means god in Greek, so he has unlimited powers.

Female A: Oh my gosh here comes Theo Bronwasser. Does my hair look okay?
Female B: Yeah yeah looks fine. Whatever you do, don't fart.

by Best of the best December 17, 2013

brovaltine

a form of beer enjoyed by the bro community. usually bud light, natty light or coors light. consumption of which will instantly give you confidence and friends and the bro shits the morning after along with some embarrassing stories. chicks will be molested by you...........buttfinger

dude 1: man i was at this party last night drinking with some bros.

dude 2: were they serving brovaltine

dude 1: fuck yeah man NATTY LIGHT ALL THE WAY! I AM STEAMING!! WHOOOOOOO

by john assgrowler April 23, 2008

bronach

An absolute weirdo usually irish origin

Did you see bronach today? Ahahaha! The douchebag

by hshahahah April 6, 2014

Brovadonmalosavic

A really cool friend who laxes pretty hard.

yo Brovadonmalosavic, you laxin today?

by Havlax9 March 4, 2010

Bronate

Donating to a bro or friend in a time of need.

Me: Let's go hit up some wings!
Friend: Eh...I'd like to but I'm broke man.
Me: Don't worry I gotcha, I can bronate this time.

by Tstai December 11, 2010

dirty bronagh

A dirty Bronagh is when you get corn on the cob insert it in your arse until it comes out your nose while fingering, then you place it in a bowl squriting all over it to cook it finishing with delicious popcorn.

I was so hungry and horny last night i made a dirty bronagh!

by 000011 October 30, 2017