Bristol

A girl that is a pimp
Billie: Bobby did you hear Bristol has the basketball team attacked to her. Bobby: what a pimp.
by Bobby166w August 12, 2022
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Bristol

Bristol is a guy who I great at sports but can sometimes go too try hard and get upset. He is tall and skinny . He most likely has blonde hair and blue eyes . He loves animals and cares about their well being. Bristol is most likely a dare devil who will hesitate to do it but will come though. Bristol is over all a great guy.
There is Bristol he just made a touchdown.
Hey Bristol come do this .
by Bellaandbristol May 26, 2019
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bristol

Someone you always want but can never have
bristol is so hot but shes dating chad
by Fluster5 December 27, 2022
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Lexi Bristol

The goddess of judicial punishment and the exactor of vengeance
Look at Lexi Bristol arm!
by Jgar May 22, 2019
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Bristol city fan

A Bristol city fan is a person who doesn’t have a brain the opposite of a Bristol city fan is a smart person.
He is a Bristol city fan because he can’t read.
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bristol deloach

"did u see how funny bristol deloach is"

"ya she hilarios"
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Bristol Hawkstone

Bristol Herschel Hawkstone was born in 1988 in Vancouver, WA to an Orthodox Jewish family. His father died in a car "accident" when he was 6 and he moved to Reno with his mother afterwards. He became a trapeze artist at age 16 and was married the same year. He fathered 5 children who were all mysteriously murdered. He served 6 months in supermax prison before escaping. The international civil defense agency recruited him after looking into his crime and proving his innocence.

He then became a spy for these United States, and completed every assignment as a "National man of mystery", former gigolo, and true American hero. Through the years he accrued a remarkable number of accomplishments, awards, achievements, and even jumped over a shark once.

In recent years, Bristol has become a timeless legend. A real down to earth, salt of the wound kind of patriot. All of his extracurriculars and his most recent adventure can be read about in his own book entitled; "not without my dr. Pepper." It can be purchased in digital form for $56.75 on Amazon probably.
Oh my God, did you see Bristol Hawkstone last night!? Ru-paul ruebens came and did a cameo!
by Bristol H. Hawkstone April 26, 2024
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