Brendan is a friendly, caring, respectful, unselfish man with self confidence in himself. Brandon’s are VERY talkative, Brendan’s love to have very long one sided conversations often reminiscing of past memories and adventures, it is rumoured, that these stories take sooo
long to tell, that they take 5X longer to hear out compared to what the actual story played out in real time as it happened. Brendan’s favourite subject is medieval
history, Brendan’s are like a walking encyclopaedia on world history and battles between countries and kingdoms all over the world. Brendan’s are EXTREMELY knowledgeable on all topics they are passionate about. Brendan’s will talk for 4-
6 Hours straight about Russians history, Mongolian history or Vikings, just to name a few. Be warned! Certain
words such as Aeroplanes, swords/knives or anything relating to sexual intercourse will result in another 3 hr, one way, verbal ear bashing that wont end until he naturally comes back out of he’s talking
trance, there’s no cure! Ignoring
don’t work, playing on your phone doesn’t work,
even walking away doesn’t work! Brendan’s will even unknowingly follow you to the
toilet while still talking when stuck in this
trance!
SARAH...My grandfather loves to always yarn with anyone and everyone and he Knows so much about EVERYTHING and always talks about the old days, it’s like he knows about every historical event that’s ever happened since the day of
Earth was created! maybe he is
GOD!! EMMA...No he’s just a typical BRENDAN!
