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Brad

Brad owns tweezers, he is also very game and has about a 2 inch penis, he likes guys but also likes a bit of she males
Brad is so gay
by ManDemHandMen May 8, 2018
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Brad

Brad is a cringy man who feels they need to record everything they do. There dad provides all their money.
don't be a brad
by sokppska December 8, 2017
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Brad

The varsity football star who will fool around with all of the girls. Also a douche. Spends weekends in the gym and orders water at the bar.
by AmGoodBoy1 August 7, 2018
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Brad

Brad is the guy who will fuck anyone. He’s a hairy son of a bitch with a big cock and balls that’ll satisfy you with a nice big load. He will fuck you with absolutely no mercy until he’s satisfied and he’ll fuck you like his own personal bitch. You better be ready for his climax because you’re about to get a double barreled shotgun in the face but you’ll keep coming back for more
Person 1: So I met this new guy and I really like him
Person 2: What’s his name?
Person 1: Brad
Person 2: Oh you’re in for a real treat
by TheKitchenIsMySavior June 5, 2018
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the Brads

When you can’t communicate with other human being or make all interactions awkward.
He can’t talk to anyone today, must me a serious case of the Brads

That fucker looks like an Alien, must be the Brads
by Fungal December 20, 2020
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Brad

A Brad is the worst teacher you’ll ever meet. He doesn’t like teach you and let’s you figure it out in your own. He also yells at you when you cannot figure it out. He doesn’t pay attention to your work he just gives you passing grades. You won’t really learn very many things, and he can’t accept criticism AT ALL. He lies about tests and due dates and then throws it in face like you should’ve known been a mindreader. A Brad normally has a boring voice and will talk anything but science for a whole class period.
Classmate 1: Didn’t he say we would know when the test is gonna be? We didn’t know it was gonna be today.
Classmate 2: Yeah, he basically lied to us and I don’t think that I’m going to pass.
Brad (after he grades the tests): EVERYONE PASSED THE TEST!! Who shot a deer over the weekend?
Classmate 1: I know for a fact I got everything wrong on the test, but he said I got everything right. He didn’t even look at it.
by tcoll699 July 23, 2019
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Brad

The cutest, hottest, coolest, sweetest, bestest, cutest guy you will ever meet. When I met first Brad I saw he eating the double footlong chicken asiago with guac. Usually when asked if he has eaten he tends to say that he already had is blueberry protein shake. He likes to wear tight green tanktops and orange camo cargo pants. A Brad tends to vape huge cloud from his dab pen and hang with his "black" friends. You'll never find another man with a better body fat percentage. Overall Brad is the cutest, hottest, coolest, sweetest, bestest, cutest guy you will ever meet.
Brads believe they are the alpha males of the modern society.
by God Vape November 28, 2018
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