Blistake

Main Entry: BLISS-TAKE
Function: verb

1.) Committing an embarrassing mistake in front of your coworkers. Mostly used when the offender makes the same mistake multiple times without learning.

2.) Randomly exclaiming words out loud while working. When questioned about the outburst, the subject is quickly changed.

Blake in accounting didn't carry over all of his employee's PTO time after the new year. Yet another BLISTAKE

by amnstyle January 4, 2010

Blistexcoochie

Yet another derogatory name for lesbian. This term is most effectively used in the winter. When two lesbians perform spontaneous oral sex from Nov. - Jan., the result is blistexcoochie.

1) N. God, use some douche you blistexcoochie.

2) N as an insult.

E: Bitch.
M: Slut.
E: Whore.
M: Blistexcoochie.
E:...How did you know? o_O

by Gargemex February 1, 2010

Bistory

Ones history of ex's or previous relationships.

Contraction of B History. (Bitch/Bastard)

Bob: I've got a new girlfriend!

Dave: Probably a tranny if your bistory is anything to go by!

by ethereal.zx October 5, 2012

bisty head

when you have a head so big you can’t even look at it

dang man you got a bisty head

by mj.from.the.4.4. (fo, fo) September 20, 2018

bistatdiocu

a superior synonym to:

-lol
-HAHAA
-JAKSKSJDHDJ

used when you find something really funny

-“bro look at this video, it’s so funny!”
-“BISTATDIOCU!!”😂😂

by yertturt January 20, 2021

blister man

i fucking retard. who picks this name on fortnite you dumb fuck.

blister man is a fucking bum boo

by javon smith June 17, 2023

Texas Blister

Blistering of the penis resulting from excessive masturbation.

I've been jacking off so much that I'm getting a Texas blister. I'm so hardcore though that my hand is also starting to blister.

by Say no to Texas Blister December 7, 2012