Muff Buffer

A Muff Buffer is a man’s beard that is more than a 1/4 inches in length. Long enough so that when performing the art of cunilingus the beard tickles the girls Twat and also creates a street sweeper effect cleaning any lint or "Muff Biscuits" that might be there.

"It was her time of the month and I cought a Blood Biscuit in my Muff Buffer"
"She had a Yeast Infection, I have been pullin Bread Pellets out of my Muff Buffer"

by Vanilla Gorilla 187 January 24, 2006

buffer bitch

the person you bother when somthing is taking to long to load on your computer.

stacy was downloading some RPG and made me her buffer bitch. took over an hour.

by fool's folly February 23, 2011

beefer

Royal Marine ( United Kingdom forces) slang for a male homosexual

"Do you know Ginge"
"Yeah"
"He's beef"
"Ginge a beefer ?! Never"

by RGT March 21, 2007

biffer

best friend (s) forever/ for life
equivalent of bff/ bffl
plural- biffers/ bifferz

i luv my biffers.
he is my biffer

by xoxo sweet November 13, 2004

beaffer

the term used to describe a large womans hairy member.

The beaffer on this woman is very dirty.

by live to fail November 28, 2007

Buffer Shitting

When the buffering process of a video takes way too much time and is really really frustrating

I was going to watch Dick in a Box but the video was buffer shitting

by Gmagnum GJA March 18, 2009

biffers ridge

that bit between your fanny and your anus, also known as a gooch

i licked her biffers ridge until she gushed all over my face

by naughty-ness September 28, 2009