Bird

A government drone disguised as some weird animal with feathers and a beak that sit on power lines to charge.

Girl: Oh look there’s a cute little bird

Guy: Careful Sarah it’s watching every move we make and reporting it.

by Na$$0 April 25, 2019

THE BIRD

Have you heard of The Bird?

Everyone’s talking about The Bird.

The Bird is the Word of God.

The Bird. The Bird is the THE WORD.

by BeileveInThyself December 22, 2021

Bird

You should know what a bird is by now.

Joe: "I'm thinking of getting a pet bird."
Dan: "A bird? What's a bird?"
Joe: "...Are you serious?"
Dan: "Yeah?"
Joe: "..."
Dan: "...What?"

by PawhiskerParties! October 22, 2020

Bird

A flying animal

I see a bird

by A+suck October 6, 2020

Bird

They aren't real why do you think the sit on POWER lines

OMG ThE bIrDs ArEn'T rEaL

by Derekster06_is_my_Xbox April 26, 2019

bird

Secret government machines that are just fucking creepy.

YO WHY ARE THESE THINGS SO FUCKING CREEPY, JUST LOOK AT THOS "BIRDS"

by FuckinGovt June 9, 2019

Bird

A individual (man or woman) that acts annoying or silly for the fun of it. Sarcasm is common for birds. A bird is equal to a germ, a worm, and an ameba.

Wow's what a bird. Who she think she is.

by kkkkkbbird September 30, 2020