Bauer

Dude, that’s so bauer!
by Bauer oh December 18, 2021
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Bauer

Adjective: A word that describes Dominick Nemier for wearing Eddie Bauer clothing.

Noun: Used as a replacement for any word for humor

Warning Bauer is a mild form of retardation
Adjective: Man, Bauer is an absolute spazoid

Noun: Holy Bauer did you see that spazoid
by Crackheadbauer October 25, 2019
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Bauer

Bauer (slang), to be a homosexual or ‘bent’or strange
by Titlicker56 September 24, 2020
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Bauer

The best gay friend ever!!! He is so nice and funny. Honestly the best, better than the rest.
Yolanda: "Are you friends with Bauer??"
Jess: "Yup Bauer is the best, better than the rest."
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Bauer's Rule of Idiocracy

Of greater danger than nobody knowing what to do is a broadly held presumption that somebody does.

Source: “‘Idiocracy’ is a disturbingly prescient reflection of our current reality, not because nobody knows anything but because everybody thinks somebody does." ~ Jared Bauer
Bauer's Rule of Idiocracy arises in part from characteristics discussed in Erich Fromm’s “Escape From Freedom,” including a desire to defer to a trusted figure to escape the burden of having to puzzle out matters for which one is ill-equipped, the learning curve is steep, or information is at best incomplete.
by WhatwasIsaying January 25, 2025
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Bauer Sesh

A marijuana smoking session which leads on to the wee hours of the morning, preferably out of a bong, and consumes many grams in one sitting.
Yo man I was tryin to fuckin catch a wink last night but steve just stayed up Bauer Seshin' beside me.
by Weed112 October 12, 2010
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Bauered

When a coworker is given an incredibly simple task to complete and you are relying on the completion of that task in order to perform your own job, and that coworker completely botches the task.
I am terribly sorry Mr. Client, we should have been able to settle your trade on time, unfortunately your instructions were bauered by Drew before we got them.
by Herry October 23, 2014
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