Bauer

There is no way in describing the size of a Bauer's Penis, its huge, even though a Bauer is a great person everyone rejects a Bauer, fearing they would die from the size.

Hey Ann, yeah I heard dave has a Bauer, no wonder no hits on him, their afraid, well i'm not.

by UrbanMafia October 18, 2023

Bauer

Adjective: A word that describes Dominick Nemier for wearing Eddie Bauer clothing.

Noun: Used as a replacement for any word for humor

Warning Bauer is a mild form of retardation

Adjective: Man, Bauer is an absolute spazoid

Noun: Holy Bauer did you see that spazoid

by Crackheadbauer October 25, 2019

minnie bauer

An annoying woman with a very large forehead

Minnie bauer joins a conversation with something stupid

by Horizon is bae November 22, 2021

Auer bauer

sexy red head with long penis

Have you seen auer bauer yet? you can see his dick from miles away sheeeeeeesh

by sexmakerwithaugust September 2, 2021

Bauer

Someone or something epic

Dude, that was so bauer!

by Bauer oh December 17, 2021

Bauer

Something or someone epic

Dude, that’s so bauer!

by Bauer oh December 17, 2021

Bauer

The best gay friend ever!!! He is so nice and funny. Honestly the best, better than the rest.

Yolanda: "Are you friends with Bauer??"
Jess: "Yup Bauer is the best, better than the rest."

by gurll34 April 19, 2022