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Barrett

Barretts are most commonly seen in Eastern Asia, with documented cases of migration as far as the US and outlying territories. They are known for their abnormally small phallus and distinct mating call "AHOYAHOYAHOYA". Barretts require no extravagant courting routine due to their affinity for females of the lowest standards.
"Don't be a Barrett, you can do better than her"

"The animal with the smallest phallus on earth is the Barrett"

-"AHOYAHOYAHOYA"
- "WTF was that?"
- "Don't worry, it's just a Barrett"
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Barrett Pennington

"Wow look at Barrett, he is so aggressive and a true edge master"
Barrett Pennington: Master of the Edge
by native climber December 13, 2023
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Barrett

The most epic gamer of all time who is also 10 foot 3 and is in 1st grade
Man dude This sweat is a Barrett get him a coffee mug
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Barrett

The common name for a M82, M107, and such other models.
It's popularity increased in the 2009 Call of Duty MW2, it was named the "Barrett 50. Cal"
Yo, I was hitting quickscopes with the Barrett in mw2

The Barrett is an anti-personnel rifle, used in the military.
by deanishere1234 February 27, 2024
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Barrett

Man, how do I sum him up in one definition? Barrett is the type of guy that is easygoing and lighthearted. He can laugh at himself, mostly making fun of his own name, but it's cute. But he can be really serious and caring. He can get his heart broken or feelings hurt pretty easily. He is sporty but also likes to stay on track with grades, and he's overall, a great guy to be around. Also, he calm literally pull ANYONE in the damn school. He usually is pretty private when he doesn't know you, but he opens up really fast. Everyone wants to be his friend. It gets quite annoying when there is always a crowd around him, but he can decipher which "friends" NEED to go. Glance at his face one time, and I swear, you'll be in love.
Person 1: Man, why is everyone hanging out with that guy?
Person 2: First of all, why aren't you? Anyway, he's Barrett.
Person 1: OHHHH, that makes more sense. Well, see ya!
by Kentuck_Fried_Chicken43 February 4, 2024
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barrett

good little kitten :3 such pro gamer uwu boy with big fuzzy testicles he meows so good for me
by grapeeater May 30, 2022
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