banjo string

banjo string, on the underside of the penis the sensative string connected to the helmet, often broken by tubes in the passion for rough sex
oh look at that tube walk, bet he's missing a banjo string!
by yag noj March 19, 2010
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banjo scraper

A lady with a considerable gap between her teeth that would scrape your banjo string during an act of fellatio.
"She's got a cracking voice but she's not getting anywhere near my penis with that banjo scraper."
by Monkey Ball Z October 28, 2006
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banjo string

Banjo string.

The bit of skin that attaches the foreskin to the helmet.
She tore me banjo string.
by Cunty O Cuntahan March 19, 2017
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fleshy banjo

this is you get pubic hair traped under your foreskin so that it tugs at the hair making the whole instrument playable
"Man when i woke up this morning i could play the national anthem on my fleshy banjo"
by The Limestone Cowboy April 23, 2005
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dirty banjo

When she whipped down that g-string and showed me her dirty banjo, I forgot what I was talking about.
by doox December 29, 2006
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Banjo Pickle

Having booked a gig playing the banjo without actually knowing how to play the instrument.
Ah man I just booked a gig on the banjo, but I really don't know how to play it. I am in a real Banjo Pickle
by Jahedg August 02, 2011
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Banjo Player

Noun.

1. The ultimate offensive towards redneck/ignorant racists. Contrary to past belief, of Cracker and Honkie being the most "offensive" words towards white people, the term "Banjo Player" implies being a redneck with all of it's common stereotypes, including smoking a corn cob pipe, being uneducated, having bad teeth, commiting incest of no particular form, living in a hillbilly lifestyle, belonging to a racist organization, and of course playing a banjo.
2. One who plays a banjo.
1.

Red: Hey 'der nigger boy, why don you go back to Africa with your friends!

Zach: *in sing-song faux redneck accent* My name is Red, and I'm a banjo player and I like to have sex with my twin sister -bing ding ding a ling a ding ding ding a ding a ding ling binga dinga ling ding ding- I drink moonshine, and I'd eat it with steak, but I'm too poor and I have 3 teeth -bing ding ding a ling a ding ding ding a ding a ding ling binga dinga ling ding ding-

Red: I reckon he's right! *cries and runs away*

2.

Banjo player wanted for hoedown at the County Fair 04/23/11. Call Jack at 883-555-9326
by Jersey Jones December 02, 2010
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