Baseball

A sport that most people reject these days, because it has nothing to do with lacrosse. Also, people say they hate people who play it because the sport is too "slow and boring."

The bitches don't realize professional lax gives you enough money to get passed taxes. On the other hand, if your a professional baseball player, you get enough money to buy 3 fucking countries.

UBB-Ultimate Baseball Bro

Lax player Earns.....5$ a game

Baseball player earns........over 5000$ a game.

Who do the girls like now?

by DUUUuuuuUUUuuuuUUUUDDee April 3, 2011

Have you seen my baseball?

A way of asking someone if they are retarded.

A way of making someone realize that what they have just said or done is retarded.

Kat: "One day I'd like to go to college to become an Indian"

Saundra: "Uh... Have you seen my baseball?"

by NickLover July 2, 2008

Bareballs

The action of not wearing underwear if they are not available or other reasons.

Guy 1: Whoops I dropped my keys. *Bends over*
Guy 2: Whoa! Your not wearing any underwear bro...
Guy 1: Yea I know, I'm going bareballs.
Guy 2: Eww...

by donutluvermutherfucker February 1, 2013

Modern Baseball

The best fucking Midwest Emo band ever. Even tho Bren Lukens wants to be a girl, he made an amazing band wit great music.

Wtf happened to Modern Baseball, they just kind of fell off and never made music again.

by funnymanbro April 17, 2022

I'd rather play baseball

A phrase used to describe something you really would not want to do.

Jimmy told me that he wants me to play hide and seek with him, I told him, I'd rather play baseball

by tatomuck1 December 23, 2008

baseball bat betty

That chick you know that, despite never having sex with another person, is a complete and open slut. She dresses in an overly exposing fashion, wears an an excessive amount of make-up in futile attempt to look "pretty", openly admits to their own sexual fantasies and sexual acts, and can probably take a baseball bat down to the knob.

Guy: YO did you meet up with that chick last night?
Solo: Yeah, we hung. Why?
Guy: Did you... you know...?
Solo: What? Oh HEAVENS no! She's totally a baseball bat betty.

by Solo Smith March 25, 2008

Baseball-gloving

A female's version of a teabag. Consists of crouching over someone's face and moving up and down over them. -Usually used as an insult, especially in video games.

Did you see her baseball-gloving that guys face after she defeated him?

by Miss Tracey xox September 26, 2010