Axel

The sweetest guy you will EVER meet. will always be there for you no matter what stupid thing you do <3 <3 don't mess your friendship up or you're fucked

I'm so happy I have an Axel

by RBF_ April 28, 2020

Axel

An otaku who likes to eat, his favorite anime is the fate series and he is a very handsome young man that attracts all the girls

"damn i really need an axel in my life"

by Theworld'sgreatestltranslator November 29, 2019

Axel

Never liked that name

Axel is an interesting name.

by **Cries** January 5, 2023

Axel Benjamin

The king of the acoustics

YOu are an Axel Benjamin

by Aaraav Patel November 19, 2023

Axel

Axel is what you call a person that is so passive agresive that it is unbearable to be near that person without wanting to tear the neck out of that person

YOU FUCKING Axel PLEASE STOP BEING PASSIVE AGRESIVE

by Thatguywhofuckedapig March 29, 2017

axel voss

The EU most hated EU parlament participant because of his surprised happy reaction after voting for article 13.

This piece of turd has the same value as Axel Voss life.

by Retard EU parlament January 22, 2019

Axel

The name of a Person who loves to be present at every single party. Axel can typically be found at your local after hours spot drinking light beer out of a solo cup that he acquired from someone else . This individual has clearly never had a job in sales which is evident by his inability to close with the opposite sex. He is swiftly friendzoned by 99% of women he meets but allegedly kissed a girl in 7th grade. Despite his greatest endeavors to engage with women, he simply cannot manage to come into contact with the female genitalia. This guy has struck out more times at the bar than Jose Conseco. In Layman terms, you have a better chance of getting laid with Bill Cosby as your wingman. Unfortunately, The female reproductive system simply eludes him. A mediocre DJ at best, he can be seen spinning at every party past 4 am although he has never had a gig at a legitimate venue in his career. No one knows where he actually lives but he is notorious for passing out at your place in the middle of the party with the nearest couch being his personal sleeping preference. He has been labeled as a serial couch surfer after several repeat offenses. On the contrary, Axel is widely considered a good guy by most and can get you into any club for free but has never actually been seen buying a drink inside. This character goes out and parties every single night but ironically still somehow manages to leave empty handed. Axel simply gets NO BUNS.

Adam: Bro , who is that dude that just got curves by those girls at the bar”?

Mike: Oh don’t worry about him that’s just Axel. Axel gets no buns

by NotoriouSief March 18, 2022