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Auto Porno

Pornography containing yourself, hence "auto" - as in "autobiography". This would almost always be home video or pictures, or amateur video or pictures.
I keep a folder on my computer called "Auto Porno" that contains all the videos and pictures of my girlfriend and I having sex.
by Brandon/Lucent May 13, 2005
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auto poo

When someone is in an "Oh Shit!" situation and craps out his/her poo.
1: Crap this plane's gonna crash!
Pilot: We goin down!
1: *auto poo*
by pieguy124 March 30, 2009
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Auto-correct

A new technological advancement in many electronic devices for use in social media. This advancement can either be a blessing or a curse. It posses the power to help your vocabulary when you don't know how to spell a word or make you sound like a complete utter dumb ass.
I tried texting my girlfriend that i was horny but that god damn auto-correct changed it to hirny, way to cock block me phone.
by daddyd-deadpool May 4, 2015
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Auto-Sexting

The act of texting someone about cars and car parts with sexual innuendos meant to turn the other person on.
"Well, er according to my receipt...its aluminum driveshaft, reinforced for safety, with a U-joint and suitable for the rear position approx 49" long... it comes with a yoke for the trans".

Baby, stop Auto-Sexting me at work. It's really turning me on.
by lady sha sha December 1, 2010
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auto mustard

The modern craze of hurling English mustard at raving homosexuals.
Ian gave gay Marc some auto mustard action. He totally deserved it for raving too hard.
by Ironictruth August 24, 2016
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auto nut

Press button to jizz every 5 minutes
by YoNun July 21, 2017
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Auto-Pillock

Similar to Auto-Pilot, A noun for a person who seems to go around all day automatically being a pillock to someone.
John: Hey, you look fat today *Walks Off*
Jess: He just walks around all day doing that.
Tom: Yea thats because he's an Auto-Pillock
by RandyPancake November 10, 2010
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