Auto Incorrect

Auto Incorrect means your iPad, iPod, iPhone, maybe even a Samsung tablet or phone decides to correct you. The software then puts a different word that makes you sound stupid, mad, happy, etc. That's rage inducing.
Joe: Hey, boar!
Greg: What?! I'm not an animal!
Joe: SORRY, LOLZ, AUTO INCORRECT IS TROLLING ME!
by Ultraf0xDictionary June 07, 2014
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Auto Porno

Pornography containing yourself, hence "auto" - as in "autobiography". This would almost always be home video or pictures, or amateur video or pictures.
I keep a folder on my computer called "Auto Porno" that contains all the videos and pictures of my girlfriend and I having sex.
by Brandon/Lucent March 06, 2005
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auto poo

When someone is in an "Oh Shit!" situation and craps out his/her poo.
1: Crap this plane's gonna crash!
Pilot: We goin down!
1: *auto poo*
by pieguy124 March 31, 2009
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Auto-Sexting

The act of texting someone about cars and car parts with sexual innuendos meant to turn the other person on.
"Well, er according to my receipt...its aluminum driveshaft, reinforced for safety, with a U-joint and suitable for the rear position approx 49" long... it comes with a yoke for the trans".

Baby, stop Auto-Sexting me at work. It's really turning me on.
by lady sha sha November 30, 2010
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Auto-correct

A new technological advancement in many electronic devices for use in social media. This advancement can either be a blessing or a curse. It posses the power to help your vocabulary when you don't know how to spell a word or make you sound like a complete utter dumb ass.
I tried texting my girlfriend that i was horny but that god damn auto-correct changed it to hirny, way to cock block me phone.
by daddyd-deadpool May 04, 2015
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auto cotton

When the bastard we know as "auto correct" tries to hide its identity.
My auto cotton thinks its being slick.
by Bouncy ball extraordinaire February 11, 2014
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auto-claving

Leaving items in your hot vehicle to kill any Corona virus.
When I get back from the store I leave my stuff in my hot vehicle for some auto-claving to kill any Corona virus.
by dog nipple May 15, 2020
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