Iron Man Armor

The act of causing internal rectal bleeding then pooping and peeing on the partner. Giving the appearance of the armor Iron Man wears.
Guy#1:My girl always complains I don't satisfy her enough so I gave her an Iron Man armor.
Guy#2:High five dude!
by Anonymous Magic Man December 13, 2009
Get the Iron Man Armor mug.

Under Armor White Tee

A white tee shirt that is so skin tight you can see right through it and read the shirt underneath. The only way this shirt can be put on is either to have it sewn on by a professional seemstress or have it spraypainted on.
Grease went to buy bullets at academy wearing his favorite Under Armor White Tee and the clerk was heard saying "hey you must really like top gun huh?"
by Ole Spends Alot January 05, 2008
Get the Under Armor White Tee mug.

Insta-Kill Body Armor®

You ever wish you could protect yourself from others, AND rid yourself of them in the process? Well then, Insta-Kill Body Armor® is for you! Featuring a wide variety of uses, Insta-Kill Body Armor® can be used in close clashes, ranged opposition, and is even useful at the dinner table! Insta-Kill Body Armor® also features many different models, including cushioned, round, and even models made of pure fire!
"Ugh, I really wish this person would leave me alone!"
"You ever hear of Insta-Kill Body Armor®?"
by Dr. Awsum April 09, 2021
Get the Insta-Kill Body Armor® mug.

Kid Armor

The use of children by certain adults, often so-called social conservatives, to ban, censor or otherwise prohibit certain words, topics or whole people & cultures- usually by transforming their own offense into a crusade to protect children. A form of virtue signaling
"You can't have a little girl with a crush on another girl in an animated movie because we have to protect children from being sexualized."
"Cartoon characters have been open-mouth kissing in Disney movies for a hundred years. You're fine with it when it's a boy & a girl. The kid armor is tired, fam."
by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 10, 2025
Get the Kid Armor mug.

B-flat Armored Clarinet

A name for the straight-belled soprano saxophone owing to its similarity to a metal clarinet.
Sam's ok on the alto-sax but he can tear up the b-flat armored clarinet.
by Sir-Hops-A-Lot February 14, 2021
Get the B-flat Armored Clarinet mug.

Plot Armor

It is when you shoot AP shell that contains 10kg of explosive and it only destroys tracks of a light tank in War Thunder.
"Dude, I hate this game, that HE shell used to concrete bunkers, but he only got his machine gun broken! What a plot armor."
by skysmeller June 22, 2022
Get the Plot Armor mug.

Plot Armor

A term used in Rizzology meaning : to successfully complete a mission or a goal with a girl by a underlying factor that stands to peak her interest in y’all advancing
Fam, me and her both capricorns she almost love off that alone , that plot armor came in handy
by Mr Freakahoe September 10, 2022
Get the Plot Armor mug.