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Anthony

People named Anthony are always hilarious and love to laugh. They live to please others, and they often succeed. Their smile is contagious, as well as their style and sense of humor. Everyone seems to know their name, and the impression is usually positive. Often the troublemaker, they struggle to focus on work, but learn quickly about topics they are passionate about.
Did you see how Anthony chugged down a whole drink with 44 grams of sugar in it?
Anthony totally is best friends with Joanna. They're perfect for each other!
by Chloechips124816 January 26, 2023
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Anthony is a dick head . Who just wants some pu**y . He will break your heart and leave you feeling horrible bout your self . He’s dirty . He got 6 std’s and he’s bad for business
Don’t even get involved with Anthony he’s a waste of time !

Anthony can suck my dick .
by Smhgirl November 11, 2018
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Anthony’s will always eat yo mommas ass even if you aint ask
Imma Anthony yo mom
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A guy who looks and acts like a dinosaur, rawr.
Often laughs at himself and makes stupid jokes.
Easy to be friends with but very awkward, also usually rude and full of himself. Anthonys should be talked to when in need but not too often. They're too amazing to be taken in one dose.
Dude, that Anthony is so chill I can never be around him for too long.
by monicalalalalala September 3, 2011
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An awesome guy, that is a bio genius and my unnamed superhero. I make him feel like yoda.. even though thats a really weird way to make some one feel. Also, "one hunk of a Sex God"(because he likes that description of himself). He takes FOREVER to text back and i call him stoopid but he's not. };)
Anthony, Will you go to turnabout with me?
by Kacia25 January 23, 2011
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The craziest motherfucker alive. You think you know him, you don’t. He will set a Forrest on fire within a matter of 5 minutes and you better believe when he gets bought he gonna be riding 120 mph away on his four wheeler and the cops ain’t never gonna catch his ass alive. He is the life of the party and the most excited friend to be around if you like to run from the cops
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FUCKING RUUUN!! - guy 1
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Not that great and kinda disappointing. You can easily find better. Try a guy named Jason or something.

Traits:
- Usually Blond
- Shitty Texter
- Nice Dick tho
- Uses comedy as a copping mechanism
Can be replaced by the word disappointment ex: god i was anthony when Arsenal lost their game today
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