ancientivity

The state of being so old that you think you can make up fancy sounding words to come across as erudite.

Jon's ancientivity is really showing in the way he writes his emails

by bryntannica July 8, 2022

The Ancient Interface

When you're high as shit and trying to use a computer and you feel like you're using the first OS ever created, in ancient times.

I just need to connect my airpods. Shit, I've stumbled into the Ancient Interface.

by ellietonin October 24, 2025

Ancient voices

When the voices in your head come back, but they sound old as shit

I keep hearing ancient voices in my head

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 6, 2023

ancient oak

Otherwise known as ancient hard wood. This is slang for an old mans cock covered in throbbing veins.

“Hey Brody I heard your mom was stroaking ancient oak all day yesterday.”

“Fuck you man. My mom only stroaks vaginas cause she’s a lesbian!”

by BIG DADDY ESH December 27, 2020

ancient alien guy

A meme which is used to describe something which is damn true. It's a picture of Giorgio A. Tsoukalos with his hands out in front of him and squinting.

Ancient alien guy: never meant what they said: girls.

by Daufq da Gamer April 27, 2017

ancient age fighter og

Sean green

Ancient age fighter og is here and old as hell

by Theonlykida July 21, 2022

ancient meme

Technically A Meme You have Seen Before. Doesn't Matter if it is A Minute or a Second Ago. It is ancient.

Maurys: Y'all still Talk?
Mush: Nah
Maurys: Why though?
Mush: Nigga Tagged me in an Ancient Meme.
Maurys: I get You.

by Maurys Gaucho April 19, 2018