Amish Dump

Pooping without the benefit of electronic entertainment, i.e. the way everybody pooped before smartphones, tablets and portable handheld game consoles existed.

I totally forgot to charge my phone last night, so this morning I got stuck taking an Amish dump.

by Skurj September 12, 2017

Amish scarf

An occurrence during an Amish act of love making where both a man’s facial hair and the woman’s pubic hair are fully grown and intertwined.

“Dude, I finally got an Amish Scarf after no shave november. It was so fucking cozy!”

“Hey I think she’s the one.”
“Oh, what do you mean?”
“This morning was so perfect, I woke up in an Amish Scarf.”

by Bring’em Young February 7, 2019

Amish Sunrise

A sex act where a recipient receives a milk enema, followed shortly by vigorous anal penetration, resulting in the churning of the milk into butter.

"Dude, don't eat that! It's not butter, it's an Amish Sunrise." - Papa Frank, Pizza Time Pizza

by macfyver July 4, 2020

amish morning

you will need a tubesock a box of wood screws and a passed out person. fill the tube sock with the screws and start swinging it at the passed out person.

I found my wife in my bed with another man, so i gave them both a amish morning.

by CAPTIAN HERO January 14, 2008

amish sex

to have sex in the dark because a man is to ashamed to show his real dick size

Girl 1: He had to have amish sex with me because he dick was so small!

Girl 2: Thats what she said.

by Yokii December 7, 2009

Amish Hotpocket

When two guys share a condom at the same time. Two dicks, one condom.

Hey bro, you want to try a Amish Hotpocket with me?

by wespac78 March 21, 2016

Amish Tan

When a man with a beard gets a tan during the summer and then shaves their beard off leaving a distinct pale area where the beard was located.

Check out the Amish Tan on that guy, his face looks like a monkey's butt.

by flaminnagey July 10, 2010