American 

I'm an American. I know that we call football "soccer" and jam "jelly" along with Fahrenheit and inches,yards,and miles.... yea I know it's strange even to me if i think about it. However if the rest of the world thinks we are so ignorant, not all of us are obese,burger addicted, and say LETS GO MURICA!!! Us actually Is home of some of the most intelligent people in the world . I'm not expecting others to understand...only some are actually born in US, so they would naturally understand best compared to outsiders

Americans produce some of the most groundbreaking tech that some peoples family members might depend on in a hospital right now.
Personally I think it's stupid to stereotype millions of people so easily. Honestly it's ignorant of someone to assume all those people ignorant in the first place

American by Hmm..whatshouldiputhere March 20, 2017

American 

A funny speaking person from america, yanks, their president is a physcopath. their accents are very funny indeed and most of them are obese.

Person1 visting america: Jebus christ look at all these fat-ass americans... >.>

fat american: (-.-)

American by Britperson August 30, 2010

American 

The New language that replaced English when the term Old Englishmen made it into Text Books. in other words. there is no such thig as english. it now called American. thus the Creation of Urban Dictionary.

Urban Dictionary is the Dictionary for the American Language

American by Taylor Kent November 10, 2010

american 

adjective; a word to describe an straight white asshole who listens to rap music goes to starbucks and six flags like 394823093849 times a week or some shit
they're also commonly seen posting dumbass selfies on snapchat or whatever idek

wow jessie's such an american, have you even seen her snapchat story

american by whatisheterosexuality April 27, 2017

American 

Lesser version of Canadians. Sure, you may be much larger, and produce SOME good shit, but really they are a bunch of belligerent morons. If you are looking for a good example, GEORGE BUSH. Often caught picking on their much more civilized (but also awesome party ANIMALS) neighbors to the north.

The only reason we deal with you guys is you are our number one trade partner, and you'd probably just blow us to bits.

Like I said; morons.

Love,
Canadian

p.s free health care

"STFU you stupid american"

American by lolyourmomsface May 10, 2010

american 

haha ok so well americans (as in USA not south americans etc. etc..)....they are not all fat, annoying, arrogant, stupid, idiotic people. A matter of fact, there is a very large amount of people who have an eating disorder, and plenty of thousands of people who are not even close to being fat. americans are very athletic, just watch the olympics compared to all the other countries they're doing really well. oh and cmon they are sex crazed, and if u have sex 3 times a week for a year its equivalent to running 75 miles. yes some americans are very rich, as a matter of fact most of them are and most of them have to work fucking hard to earn their money, but also there are many people who are middle class. ok yes americans do have a fetish with cars, but many other countries do to. yes we have a shit president, but really don't blame some random american, cuz they most likly hate bush or didnt vote for him or are to young to vote so dude dont hate teenagers for their president they had nothing to do with it. ok now yes america creates a lot of pollution but also they are very into the whole environment thing,plus america is fucking bigger than a lot of other countries so really they're doing pretty well. america has some of the top schooling, yes its been dropping ever since bush decided to go with plan 'a' 'fuck up america dearly' but a majority of people are highly educated. and yeah that pretty much sums that up. oooh plus if you hate america so much, think about who kicked out all the native indians and took over the land and made civilization...europeans, so really you kind of fucked us up first.

American1: Ew Dude I fucking hate mcdonalds.
American 2: Oh my god, ew calories, lets go shopping!

american by j4561551 October 8, 2008

American 

American are ignorant, Greedy, Trigger happy,Sheep not to mention have worse Education in History, Geography

Many stupid Americans in North America

American by Randall.Tolentino February 13, 2020