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Albanian 

Drita, you stupid Albanian, you! ;)
Albanian by 123X456X789 July 2, 2009

Albanian 

Fun loving, happy people from eastern Europe along the Mediterranean...who love figs, filo dough, pistachios, chestnuts, sex, and most food in general. They claim everything is better back home. But, they have pungent BO, bad taste in cars, clothing, hair styles, and facial hair sculpting choices...especially the women.
Hey, did you that Albanian? Yeah, really nice guy...but a bit too honest...if you know what I mean. Yeah, I thought he was a total douche at first glance, but once I got to know him...diamond geezer.
Albanian by jcjdo December 8, 2009

Albanian Hotdog 

Where two intimate partners who are scrambled in the brain share excrement by connecting both their butt cheeks together and violently exchange poop
Phil and Jane Decided to do an "Albanian Hotdog" to lighten the mood.
Albanian Hotdog by TheSpankSir October 19, 2014

Albanian Pretzel

Two gay men going ass to ass with a double ended dildo while reaching back to jerk each other’s cocks.
Bro I heard those dudes Albanian Pretzel all the time. I’d love to see that
Albanian Pretzel by MR. Bussy July 13, 2021

Albanian Divot

A seldomly vacated vagina, typically owned by a woman of Albanian background.

The Albanian Divot (vagina) is a dry indented area that needs a good moistening.
Mr. Class: “I’m going to have El over to watch the soccer game today.”

Xbox1: “You gonna go digging in the Albanian Divot then?”

Mr. Class: “We’ll see where the night takes us.”
Albanian Divot by MasterGoatEgg April 25, 2022

Alabanian Donkey 

What takes the place of women in Albania.
We don't have girls in Albania, we have Alabanian Donkey.
If you look at our Albanian Donkey we will kill you.
Alabanian Donkey by nik2007au September 7, 2009