Alaskan Bull Rider

When you cum on a spaghetti noodle and make someone put it in their nose and make them pull it out of their mouth. After, they must run naked through the city screaming the n word with cum dripping noodles hanging from her mouth. Then, they must find and have sex with a 82 year old man and hibernate in his saggy balls for a week

“Hey Girls Wanna do the Alaskan Bull Rider?”
“No I’m fucking 9 years old”

by FATNIGGABALLS HD December 28, 2020

Alaskan Drip Cake

The act of unloading a creampie into a womans steaming clam to where the jizz freezes when it comes into contact with the sub zero temperatures.

"While on Vacation in the Alps, Stacey and I snuck off the trail and decided to bang one out to get warm.. She begged for a cream pie, but it was so cold that she got an Alaskan Drip Cake instead! "

by Ricky Diamond August 19, 2021

The Alaskan shuffle

The hotfooted dance you do when your bare feet are exposed to snow, and as a result you begin shuffling around.

"holy christ it's cold out here...oh no i appear to have forgotten my shoes too"

Jim then performed an explicit version of The Alaskan Shuffle.

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

Global Warming Alaskan pipeline

It is a non-frozen alaskan pipeline

Jerry taped a global warming Alaskan pipeline to Chris' door.

by William Roberts January 5, 2020

Alaskan Twins

When siblings are born 9 months apart

That’s Alaskan Twins for you. Born 9 months apart, the are twins at the heart.

by realnigga97 January 19, 2021

Alaskan snowplow

When you take a girl, and fuck her in a doggystyle type manner with her legs wrapped around your waist, holding her hands as handles, and her face in the ground as a plow as you're plowing the shit out of her; thus, the Alaskan snowplow. Works best on carpet and/or snow.

Dude my bitch made me eat her carpet last night, so I made her eat my carpet with the Alaskan snowplow.

by Alaskan plow-machine March 1, 2009

Alaskan Handshake

A handjob performed by Alaskan fisher women on their male counterparts in order to get ahead on the fishing boat.

During negations with the captain for her share of the catch, Angelica sealed the deal with an Alaskan Handshake.

by Handy Andy566 October 21, 2008