Daddy Brad using a laser pen to burn things on an airport. Daddy Brad should NOT be allowed on or near an airport. If you see him there, please report this to MI5 immediately.
by misterblobbysmassiveshlong December 15, 2022
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Get the airport pants mug.Acting important when you are in an airport, by wearing clothing that conveys authority or worldliness, striding purposefully with a carryon trailing you on wheels, drinking at a bar while apparently doing something critical on your phone.
Look at that important businessman at the airport bar.
Nah he is just a regular guy flying to visit his mom, he just acts airportant.
Nah he is just a regular guy flying to visit his mom, he just acts airportant.
by zinndl December 30, 2018
Get the airportant mug.When you are drinking at the airport because you have to wait and it sucks. It doesn't count as day drinking since you are probably in transit between different timezones.
by Kraken of the night November 7, 2017
Get the Airport drunk mug.An individual who has been hoeing around, airport to airport, not wearing a mask, soaking up all the germs and bacteria, just not giving a fuck.
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