Carl Johnson

A motherfucking piece of shit gang-banging cock sucker

Officer Tenpenny describes Carl Johnson as a mother fucking piece of shit gang banging cock sucker
Conversation:
Carl: Uh- Sweet!
*Distracts officer Tenpenny*

*Missed shot at Carl*
Tenpenny:It ain’t over Carl! It ain’t over!
Tenpenny: Carl you motherfucking piece of shit gang banging cock sucker!
*Shoots generators to make building explode*

by Frank_Tenpenny July 20, 2019

Carl Daniel

Carl Daniel likes to get the 6 in every subject. He usually gets to build the gaming pc with his dad. He also likes to be fucking annoying sometimes.

Gaming pc:

Carl Daniel : "Guys, someday im gonna build a gaming pc with my dad :( " *really sad voice, like he is the last person on earth*

fucking annoying:

Sigurd: "Im gonna go eat dinner, bye"
Carl Daniel: "Youre going to hoe bean sinners??"

by Siggen Piggen November 10, 2021

Spicy Carl

The classic 'hot Carl' with the added stipulation that the consistency mimic a physically burning sludge.

Damn bro, you paid $650 for a spicy carl and you did didn't even give her a tip, what a cheapskate.

by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020

Carl grimes

A sexy badass from AMC's the walking dead. He slays walker ass and looks hot while doing it. He's strong, mature, loyal and has a sense of humour; everyone wants a Carl grimes.

Rick: Where's Carl?

Glenn: over there behind bad ass.

Or

"I wish I had a Carl grimes, *sigh*"

by im_yourbitch11 January 17, 2015

Carl Jung

Sigmund Freud's first non Jewish follower who made up extroversion and introversion.

Carl Jung doesn't want to have sex with his mom, Freud does, though.

by Amazingness November 23, 2006

Carl Amnér

He’s a fucking boss. He gets all the ladies and he’s that one guy who’s super popular in school. A Carl Amnér is very common to be super toxic in game chat lobbies, often with a fake Irish accent.

A Carl Amnér is a great fella and a great muse.

-“Hey, look at that guy, he’s super well dressed in designer clothing! “

-“Yeah, he certainly is a Carl Amnér.”

by biminy112 September 25, 2020

Carl Sagan

Carl Sagan was(R.I.P) an astronomer who was in awe of the universe, its galaxies, how it all worked, why, what it consists of. The list could go on and on. He was in love with astronomy. Carl sagan had a tv series as well known as the cosmos. Carl made learning about astronomy even MORE interesting, breathtaking, and fun. Carl sagan was a sexy, turtleneck wearing, intelligent, star gazing, time traveling astronomer who made huge leaps in the field of astronomy through teaching, researching, and exploring.

Yeah pete is smart and cute,but he is not for me because he is NO Carl Sagan.

by Andromedamm November 5, 2010