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Willy Woka

Willy Wonka's lost buck-toothed, low-IQ cousin who spouts pure left-wing bile to anyone who's willing to listen.
I can't stand that annoying bastard, Willy Woka - he's a real garbage pail who ruins everyone's day with his bad wokitude.

He should go back to New Woke City where he belongs!
by La Pluma May 14, 2021
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willy cushion

AKA penis pillow. That part of the scrotum upon which the member rests its head - between the 2 love eggs. Also that part from which it rises when it awakens.
'Tom. Are you scratching your balls?'

'No. I am plumping up my willy cushion.'
by Silly Tilly December 9, 2013
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Kevin Willis

While drying off in the locker room, I didn't appreciate dude dragging his Kevin Willis across my feet ...
by Shzae March 13, 2008
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shifty willis

an urban poet; shifty willis represents the misunderstood. everyone has a shifty willis inside of them.

the real shifty willis wanders the streets of rotto, as an old quokka. just keep an eye on your luggage and bikes when he might be around
by shifty willis enthusiast 69 December 12, 2022
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Sportsman's Willy

The phenomenon of shrinkage apparent in the male genitalia during and immediately after participation in physical (usually sporting) activities.
Bloody hell Brian, you’ve got a knob like a pre-pubescent schoolkid! What's going on?”

"Oh don’t worry about that, I’ve just got back from a 5 mile jog and I’ve got a proper Sportsman's Willy”
by Beztheowl July 29, 2009
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willie bow

A devastating elbow that is quick in succession, Willie bows are the most dangerous of all elbows even more so than a Metta world peace bow
Boy ya shouldve stayed ya ass home
I'm finna give you a willie bow
by Spitsmadfire November 18, 2013
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Willy Weathers

Meaning Your Penis Is Under The Weather. And You Cannot Get An Errection. Excesive Masturbation May Cause Willy Weathers.
I Was With My Lady Last Night And I Couldn't Get It Up. I Think I Have The Willy Weathers.
by Dwayne Rock The Johnson September 8, 2009
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