Ranger Joe

A party-goer, usually a male, that has too much to drink and prevents others from hooking up with women. Usually the interference includes repeated yells that interrupt other's attempts to get with women.

That kid is definitely Ranger Joeing it tonight.

"I am Ranger Joe!! Fuckoffffff Ya Cunt!!!"

Look at Ranger Joe- quite the interesting spill on his shorts.

by RS Group Officer May 23, 2010

Ranger Rash

When you get an STD (especially chlamydia) because you had too much sex in the SV parking lot- Africa.

Ayo hunter got the Ranger Rash!

by AppleJuice425 February 4, 2022

nigga ranger

a nigga thats really flexible

person; " aye you see tyrone jump over that truck?"

other person: " hell the fuck yeah, he a nigga ranger

by pussydestoryer123 August 9, 2016

Ranger Running

This is when you go out to a golf course at night, after it closes, and mess with the park rangers. you might throw eggs or tomatoes at them, moon them, or steal flags and vandalize golf course property. this is generally easy and fun, because park rangers will almost never get out of their trucks to chase you down...but be careful, if you see a cop car...run! and dont go back out for the rest of the night :P

this mischief occurs often in the smal town of Tuckerton NEw Jersey. at atlantis golf course, because the kids from pinelands have nothing better to do.

hey dude wanna go ranger running at atlantis tonight?
how many guards are on duty? i dont wanna get caught.
3 are on...the more guards the more fun!

by theman1withtheplan August 4, 2011

Dick Rangers

The team of guys in every girls phone contact list she calls when bae is away

Bae won't talk to me.....well time to call one of my dick rangers

by Wolf_King97 October 6, 2016

ass ranger

Gay man. Sometimes refers to gay cowboy types or backwoods hicks that like anal sex.

That guy in the cowboy hat with the pink tutu is a real ass ranger.

by Willy Nilly April 28, 2003

Pork Ranger

An obsessive, over-zealous and egotistical Park Ranger who feels a need to ticket drivers for speeding, typically on roads outside of his or her jurisdiction.

Better slow down, those Pork Rangers will ticket you for five miles over the limit!

by Jock Cousteau August 11, 2008