Top shagger, makes bare sex jokes and will steal your girl.Super hot and will steal yo girl. Probably rich and has the greatest taste in music and youtubers (grime). Thinks they are cool but actually they are named a posh twat name from old england.
by cocsucker December 17, 2019
Get the Haydenmug. Hayden is very hyper. Has he alot of "friends" that are girls even though he already has a girlfriend. He loves to slap thighs until it forms into a rash then he slaps harder. He thinks he is very funny but his friends couldnt be more serious. You have to be careful what you say around him or else he will not understand. He thinks he is super "hot" and can attract all the girls just because 1 girl liked him. He loves to touch other girls butts but not really his girlfriend's butt. He loves playing nerf guns
by Hiiiiii_3972929 January 10, 2020
Get the Haydenmug. by Bang gang 69 April 28, 2020
Get the Haydenmug. A loser with loser friends, that thinks he's hot but not. He's the kind of person you can call a midget. He's very smart but likes to hide it. He doesn't fit into the crowd, he thinks he's cool by saying things like yeet, and reeeee. He likes to wear dirty clothes, and he smells funny. I guess he's awesome at moleball, he's also very funny. He dose a lot of sports, and if he does a lot of sports I don't know why he's so fat. If you ever see a Hayden run.
by What is up? December 6, 2018
Get the Haydenmug. Hayden is that one guy who is at school searching up his own name because he has nothing better to do.
by Hunter Spoon August 14, 2019
Get the Haydenmug. by Fuck you hayden October 13, 2019
Get the Haydenmug. Guy with a huge penis
by Girl that loves Hayden November 22, 2019
Get the Haydenmug.